He should have been dead. It was no big deal. Falling from a great height onto a sky island was common, and anyway, he could revive after dying.
Everything went black. When he opened his eyes, he saw an unfamiliar ceiling... No, a sea surface...
What kind of mod had his friend installed to make the water look so high-definition?
A voice rang out: “Underworld Excavator, Underworld Excavator, is that you?”
He nodded. “Yeah.”
The voice complained, “How could anyone have a name like that...”
He said, “Actually, that's not my real name. It's a nickname my friend gave me.”
The other person was shocked. “Then what's your name?”
He said, “My dad named me Steve.”
The other person said, “...No, wait. Who's your dad?”
Steve: “Notch.”
The voice struggled to ask, “...Do you know Lin Changguang?”
Steve: “That's my friend.”
The poor little System, who'd worked so hard to get promoted from intern, let out a piercing shriek: “Oh no! I sent the wrong person!”
Theme: What are you even saying? I don't understand. Go tell it to my crafting table.
