[Genshin Impact] The Night Heron Lecturer Who Masters Puppets

Everyone knows there's a kind of water bird that can be a seagull, a PT boat, or a penguin; it can also be a kingfisher, an owl, or a cockroach; it can even be a kite, a B-2, or an SU-27... Of course, it can also be a Teletubby or a caterpillar.

He is a night heron.

I mean, he's a night-heron spirit.

Or, abbreviated, a night spirit... That doesn't sound very polite. Let's call him Master Night Heron instead.

One ordinary day in the air force, Master Night Heron spent the whole day crouching by the river without catching a single fish. So he was forced to cosplay as a penguin at a nearby aquarium and scrounge some fish.

As a gloomy flying cockroach, Master Night had absolutely no sense of decency about stealing the penguins' food. He was just a hungry night heron. What bad intentions could a night heron possibly have?

But you never know what misfortune the day may bring. As the saying goes, walk around as a night heron long enough and you'll run into a ghost... No, it's more like when a bird's unlucky, even eating fish can make it choke.

Anyway, Master Night Heron choked on a frozen fish and became a choking heron. As he struggled helplessly, a hapless System passing by picked him up.

Talent Development System: ...

Choking Heron: O.o

System: Can I return him? The first requirement for talent development is that the candidate has to be a person, right?

Night Heron: 0-0

And so the unlucky System had to start from scratch, training a penguin... or rather, a night-heron spirit who was only just beginning to take human form, with absolutely no grasp of human nature.

The System soon realized it had found itself a nightmare of a charge.

Night Heron: I'm well-behaved and obedient around the puppet, but arrogant and overbearing toward everyone else.

Night Heron: Art is explosion! @That Witch

Night Heron: If someone gets on my nerves, I give them a lightning punch.

Night Heron again: Dottore! Go eat shit!

The puppet yanked the bird behind him. “He's just a kid. Don't take it personally.” (smiles)

A certain Doctor: You son of a... (grits his teeth)

System: Ha ha. (smiles in acceptance)

Theme: A guide to developing nonhuman talent