In 2099, the special operations squad of the Interstellar Federal Republic was wiped out.
When Xun Ci opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated to the cultivation world and, in a daze, ended up in bed with the immaculate and unsullied immortal Lord Jun Lanwu.
Love potion ❌
Love poison ❌
Qi deviation ❌
ʕ•͡-•ʔ Clear-headed, coordinated, and still in bed with me?!
ʕ•͡-•ʔ Hey! You're out of character!
Xun Ci looked at the face that was identical to the captain he secretly loved. “Captain, didn't you say you weren't into men?”
Jun Lanwu got out of bed, drew his sword, and held it to Xun Ci's neck. His face darkened. “Shameless! We're both men. How could you... how could you...”
Xun Ci spread his hands. “I was the one who was out of it last night, and I was the one who got screwed. Why are you turning it around on me?”
Jun Lanwu: =(° °)=
Xun Ci took his hand and placed it on his stomach. “I've got plenty of your babies in here. Planning to abandon your wife and children?”
Jun Lanwu: (꒪⌓꒪)
“Th-then come back with me.”
Xun Ci: (◔◡◔)
“Mm↗→↘ no.”
Jun Lanwu: (ò_óˇ)
“Who is this ‘Captain’ of yours? Are you refusing to come with me because you're going to find him? I've never heard of anyone with the surname Captain. He won't even give you his real name, so he's not to be trusted.”
Xun Ci: |ʘᗝʘ|
“Have you lost your memory? Or are you a native here?”
“You don't even know who I am, and you still ended up in bed with me?!”
*
Other cultivators fly on swords and through the clouds, using talismans to suppress demons.
Xun Ci can only quietly set up his sniper rifle.
Cultivators laugh at his mundane weapon. Magical artifacts can withstand all kinds of attacks, so how could a single “peanut” break through their defenses?
The next moment comes a deafening boom. The barrier shatters, and the demon falls.
Five-element formations? Talisman barriers?
Whether you're a thousand-year-old mountain spirit or an elder at the Deity Transformation stage, gunpowder treats everyone equally.
Others cultivate for a hundred years to seek the Great Dao. He pulls out a pistol and breaks through all magic with one shot.
“The Great Dao is far away. Bullets are faster.”
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Bonus scene:
As soon as Xun Ci returned to his quarters, he took off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs, and sat down with his legs spread.
Jun Lanwu glanced at him. “That is improper.”
“Oh, improper, is it? We're both men, so why are you blushing?” As he spoke, Xun Ci lifted his hem and exposed his pale thighs. “This is more comfortable. I'll do what I want. This is my room, and no one can stop me from taking everything off.”
Jun Lanwu stormed off in a fury, leaving Xun Ci rolling on the floor with laughter.
The next day, Xun Ci went to see Jun Lanwu, but Jun Lanwu didn't open the door.
“Lord Jun, Senior Brother Jun, Brother Lanwu, little darling?”
Jun Lanwu opened the door. “Don't call me that.”
Xun Ci pouted. “Oh.” He held Jun Lanwu's face and kissed him. “It's been a whole night. Did you miss me?”
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