After the Straight-A Lóng'àotiān Became a High-Risk Master

Coming soon: Professional Coffin-Opening Team

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Xie Zhenzhou is known throughout the cultivation world as a lazybones.

If he can lie down, he won't sit. If he can sleep, he won't wake up. Of the twelve double-hours in a day, he spends nine playing dead and doing nothing.

Yet this man has an astonishing talent for puppet arts. He became a sixth-rank puppet master at just sixteen, stunning the world and winning unparalleled renown.

But when he returned from an outing, all his puppets had been destroyed, and he had turned a living person into a puppet and made him his disciple.

It was an unforgivable violation of the natural order. The whole world condemned him, and thousands of cultivators hunted him down. The former prodigy died, body and soul, and his ashes were left at the sect gate for people to trample.

As the celebration of his death continued, a disciple guarding the ancestral shrine came running in a panic. "B-Bad news! The Patriarch's coffin... it's moving!"

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After a trip down the mountain, Xie Zhenzhou picked up a perfect disciple:

Incredible strength, a sharp mind, and a talent for cooking.

Then one night, he stumbled into his disciple's dream. His disciple pinned him down, kissed him like crazy, and even tugged at his robe...

Xie Zhenzhou: The sky is falling!

#I thought of you as my disciple, and you want to sleep with me?!

#Hey! Look carefully! I'm a man! A man!

From then on, the more he looked at his disciple, the stranger things seemed. Worse still, he wasn't even opposed to it.

After agonizing over it, Xie Zhenzhou decided: I have to save this wayward boy!

That night, he called his disciple into his room to sleep together. He deliberately snored, sprawled on the floor with his limbs flung out, stole the blankets, and kicked around, determined to prove that men could never be as lovely as women.

But in the middle of the night, he was kissed until his whole body burned. He scolded his disciple in a trembling voice:

"How dare you! We're both men, and we're master and disciple. This is incest and a violation of propriety!"

"Master, I'm still your puppet, the only puppet that belongs to you, Master."

Xie Zhenzhou's worldview shattered: ???!!!

Lazy puppet master bottom x puppet top

1v1, both virgins

The gentlest man (not really) makes the fiercest puppets

My own take on the invincible protagonist

---The author's imagination is endless---

July 17, 2024

Coming soon:

Professional Coffin-Opening Team

Xie Xun is the most notorious tomb robber in the surrounding villages.

He was born without a right arm, and his parents are dead. With no family or friends, he looks like he was born under an unlucky star.

One day, Xie Xun accidentally enters an imperial tomb.

As the saying goes, if you walk by the river often enough, you'll get your shoes wet. The moment he opens the coffin, the tomb's owner wakes up.

From then on, the tomb's owner clings to him, demanding kisses, cuddles, and a warm bed.

Xie Xun is baffled. "Is it normal for a dead person to be warm?"

"Is it normal to go tomb raiding and come away with the tomb's owner instead of gold and silver?"

Follow the dragon's veins, feel for the gold. Don't strike for ten years, then live off one haul for ten years.

Yes, lately he hasn't been digging up other people's graves, yet he's eating well and wearing fine clothes.

He must have robbed a grand tomb!

Xie Xun: "Uh..."

Ru Ming, who just bought his wife new clothes and cooked him a meal: "If you don't need your eyes, I'll dig them out. If you don't need your tongue, I'll cut it out."

His master said Xie Xun originally had a right arm, but someone stole it and took it into a coffin.

Xie Xun: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!!

Well, if it's gone, it's gone. Even if he finds it, it'll just be a piece of dry bone.

Random passerby: "Did you hear? If a corpse isn't whole, the dead can't reincarnate. They'll turn into vengeful ghosts and meet a terrible end."

Xie Xun: _(´□`" ∠)_

To get his arm back, every day Xie Xun opens his eyes and immediately starts opening coffins.

"Hello. Have you seen my arm? Please give it back to me. Thank you!"

[Behind the scenes of coffin opening]

Corpse Brother: "Did he knock on the coffin before opening it? He's pretty polite."

Corpse Sister: "Bullshit! His accomplice took my stuff. Hey, come back and give me my grave goods!"

Jiangshi: "I'm done with this. I'm not playing a bit-part anymore. I want to be the star! The title will be Reclaiming My Grave Goods."

Xie Xun: "Hello, Jiangshi! Actually, Professional Coffin-Opening Team has another title: Reclaiming My Grave Goods."

"Oh, and that bronze dagger in your hand is one of my grave goods. Please give it back. Thank you!"

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The wooden man's journal: 😶

[Master made me a wooden prosthetic. I love Master ☺️]

[Opened someone's coffin and became friends with the tomb's owner 😊]

[Slept with Ru Ming last night. It didn't hurt much. He said I blossomed, but I don't understand what he meant 😵‍💫]

[❗Ru Ming can't see people's faces 😖]

Guide:

1. The top was widowed for a long time and is a little strange.

2. The leads' personalities change over time for certain reasons.

3. The five main characters are gods, and their true forms are not human.

4. There may be some horror.

Core message: World peace