I Still Can't Cuddle with My Dao Companion Today

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In his past life, the demon clan ran rampant. Lin You, an immortal revered by thousands, was killed by an arrow through the heart during the war against demons.

Reborn, he finds that his former partner, once a great demon, has become the cultivation world's beloved ideal, while Lin You himself is now a brainless fool everyone wants to beat up.

Fine, a brainless fool it is. Can someone tell me where my partner went?

I can't find my partner, and now there's inexplicably another soul inside me. I can see and sense anything that has a soul!

Hey, buddy, could you get off me?

Soul: Can't.

I'm seventeen this year. If I take care of a man's needs, could you enjoy it too?

Soul: No comment.

If I find my partner, how am I supposed to kiss him?

Soul: No comment.

At last, fortune favors the patient, and Lin You finds the partner he's been yearning for.

But his partner has become an idiot.

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What's it like to have your lover right in front of you, but be unable to kiss him or do anything improper?

Lin You: A normal man pretending to be a eunuch. I absolutely refuse to let the soul inside me benefit!

[Cold-faced, adorable beauty bottom x warm and flirtatious, handsome top]

After thinking it over for a long time, I decided to rewrite this. I don't want to rush the ending.

The general plot will stay the same, but I'll add some romance.

Former title: Flowers Bloom Along the Road

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Professional Coffin-Opening Team

Xie Yanluo is a notorious grave robber known for miles around.

He was born without a right arm, and his parents are dead. With no family or friends, he looks every bit the doomed loner.

One day, Xie Yanluo accidentally wanders into an imperial tomb.

They say that if you spend enough time by the river, you’re bound to get your shoes wet. Just as he opens the coffin lid, the tomb's owner wakes up.

From then on, the tomb's owner sticks to him, demanding kisses, cuddles, and a warm bed.

Xie Yanluo is baffled. “Is it normal for a dead person to have a body temperature?”

“Is it normal to go grave robbing for gold and silver, but end up robbing the tomb's owner instead?”

Find dragons, feel for gold. Spend ten years without a job, then live off the earnings for ten years.

Yes, lately he hasn't been digging up anyone else's ancestral tombs, yet he's eating and drinking well and dressing in fine clothes.

He must have robbed a grand tomb!

Xie Yanluo: Uh...

Ru Ming, who just bought his darling new clothes and made him a meal: If you don't need your eyes, I'll dig them out. If you don't need your tongue, I'll cut it out.

His master says Xie Yanluo originally had a right arm, but someone stole it and put it in a coffin.

Xie Yanluo: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!!

It's gone, so it's gone. Even if he finds it, it'll just be a bone.

Random passerby: “Have you heard? If a person's body isn't whole after death, they can't be reincarnated. They'll become a vengeful ghost and never find peace.”

Xie Yanluo: _(´□`" ∠)_

To get his arm back, Xie Yanluo opens someone else's coffin every day as soon as he wakes up.

“Hello. Have you seen my arm? Please give it back to me. Thank you!”

[Coffin-opening sneak peek]

Corpse bro: “Did he knock on the coffin before opening it? He's surprisingly polite.”

Corpse sis: “Bullshit! His partner took my things. Hey, come back and return my grave goods!!!”

Jiangshi: “I'm done with this. I'm not playing a disposable extra anymore. I want to be the protagonist! The title can be Reclaiming My Grave Goods.”

Xie Yanluo: “Hello, Jiangshi! Actually, Professional Coffin-Opening Team has another title: Reclaiming My Grave Goods.”

“Oh, and that bronze dagger in your hand is one of my grave goods. Please give it back to me. Thank you!”

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The wooden man's journal: 😶

[Master made me a wooden prosthetic. I love Master ☺️]

[Opened someone's coffin and became friends with the tomb's owner 😊]

[Slept with Ru Ming last night. It didn't hurt much. He said I was blooming, but I don't understand what he meant 😵‍💫]

[❗Ru Ming can't see people's faces 😖]

A few things to know:

1. The top has been a widower for a long time and isn't quite right.

2. The top and bottom's personalities will change over time for certain reasons.

3. The five main characters are gods, and gods don't look human.

4. There may be some horror elements.

Theme: Courage is the triumphal song of all things