The Survival Guide of a Useless Person Who Transmigrated into a Book

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Ning Zhao transmigrated into a power-fantasy revenge novel.

Wait, is this right? He transmigrated into a power fantasy but got cast as cannon fodder.

Ning Zhao: I'm reporting this to headquarters.

You have to understand, the original Chu Xu was a complete loser and lunatic who could insult his father one moment and ride his grandson the next.

An all-knowing perspective, a ridiculously overpowered golden finger, and a nonsensical protagonist's halo? He had none of them!

Fine! At least he was a rich loser.

Just as he was about to lie flat and live like a couch potato, the System suddenly appeared. [Dear Host, I regret to inform you that if you don't complete your tasks, you'll receive the original character's ending, just like in the original story!]

And what was the original character's ending? Death!

To stay alive, he had to follow the mission set by the awful System: save the unhinged male lead, Zou Xiao, while raising his hatred value to help him turn evil, and follow the plot so the power fantasy could level up.

Ning Zhao: "Are you crazy, or am I? One minute, I'm showering him with love and care, the next I'm stabbing him in the back. Is this a slap followed by a sweet? No, it's dissociative identity disorder."

At last, after an astonishing series of moves, he raised the male lead's corruption value, let the male lead be reborn, and sent him off on a power-fantasy life to the peak of success!

He thought the male lead would come after him first for revenge, but... it turned out he was the first target, just not for revenge. It seemed the male lead had come looking for a beating?

He put a spoon in Ning Zhao's hand when he ate noodles, teased him until he was flustered, and made him carry him when they walked. Ning Zhao put up with it all, but what was with climbing into his bed at night?

Ning Zhao sat up and rubbed his tangled hair. "Get down."

The person beside him flipped back the quilt and pulled on his pants in one swift motion.

He was used to it.

Ning Zhao: "...I want to tear out my eyes." He suddenly realized that neither he nor the System was crazy. "You're the one who's crazy."

The male lead: "Mm-hmm, I'm crazy. I think about you 86,400 times a day."

Ning Zhao: "?" Weren't you supposed to be an unhinged male lead?

Seme's perspective:

I returned to when I was seven. Everything was here, everything was the same, but where was my empress?!

Ten years later,

He was squatting under a tree with a bowl in his hands, eating, when a boy kicked it over and slapped him twice.

Zou Xiao: "How dare you! You... Empress?!"

The boy ran away...

Not long after, he opened his eyes again and found himself lying naked in bed with that boy!

The boy looked a lot like his empress, and acted like him, too. But he seemed not to recognize Zou Xiao...

A sharp-tongued uke with dissociative identity disorder x a shameless, unhinged seme who's a lovesick fool

Ongoing novel: "After the Straight Man Dragon-Aotian Becomes a Master"

Xie Zhenzhou is known throughout the cultivation world as a lazy bum. He would always lie down rather than sit, and sit rather than stand. Out of the twelve hours in a day, he spends nine lying motionless.

Plenty of people can't stand him, but he has such extraordinary luck that his talent in the Puppet Path is astonishing.

At just sixteen, he became a sixth-rank puppet master, instantly enjoying unmatched prestige.

But after one trip away, when he returned to his sect, everyone discovered that all the puppets he controlled had been destroyed.

He had also turned a living person into a puppet and shamelessly kept him by his side.

Turning a living person into a puppet was a violation of human decency and a betrayal of humanity. He deserved to be killed!

At once, a flood of spit and countless weapons surged toward him.

The once heaven-blessed prodigy fell into the mud and ultimately met a fate of utter annihilation. After his death, his ashes were scattered at the entrance to the cultivation world, where everyone trampled them underfoot.

The crowd laughed in triumph, their mouths still hanging open, when a disciple guarding the coffins in the ancestral shrine suddenly came scrambling over, stammering:

"S-something terrible has happened! The founding ancestor's coffin lid moved!"

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Xie Zhenzhou was very fond of the disciple he'd picked up. He was strong, clever, and even washed his hands before cooking for him.

Until one night, Xie Zhenzhou accidentally entered his disciple's dream. His disciple pinned him down, kissed him wildly, and pulled at his robes...

Xie Zhenzhou's world came crashing down.

# I think of you as my disciple, but you think of me as your husband?!

# Hey! Look closely, I'm a man, a man!!

From then on, Xie Zhenzhou couldn't look at his disciple, who was into men, the same way. He started feeling strange himself. It seemed he didn't mind his disciple treating him like that...

# This is a headache. He's the disciple I raised myself. If he's turned out to be into men, I should do something to save this wayward young man.

That night, Xie Zhenzhou called his disciple to his room to sleep together. He deliberately snored, sprawled out like a pancake, stole the quilt, and kicked and punched wildly, determined to show him that men weren't as sweet as women.

In the middle of the night, his disciple kissed him until he was red all over and stammering. "G-get out. We're both men, and we're master and disciple. This is incest... It's against all reason and morality."

"Master, I'm still your puppet. Your one and only puppet, Master."

???!!!

# I have a question. He's into men, I'm straight. So why is he the one riding me?!

Lazy puppet-master uke x devoted, domestic puppet seme

1v1, both virgins

The gentlest man (not really) crafts the most ferocious puppets

The author's personal headcanon

Theme: Keep working hard, and life will be sweet