[Detective Conan] Kiss Me Already, or I’ll Starve to Death

*The only supernatural element in the whole story is Sakurai, a single ghost.

In terms of personality, Sakurai Sakuya is a bleeding heart.

In terms of species, Sakurai Sakuya is a bad-luck ghost.

The kind of little ghost who sucks bad luck out through his mouth.

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Sakurai Sakuya has a bug.

He can't control how much he eats.

Either he's starving, or once he starts eating, he can't stop.

If he sucks on a person, there's a good chance he'll suck them dry and kill them.

If he doesn't feed on people, he'll eventually starve to death himself.

So, on the day before he was finally going to starve to death, Sakurai flopped onto the ground like he was faking an accident, waiting for someone to save his life with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

If nobody saved him, that meant even God wanted this ghost dead as soon as possible.

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Bad news: Sakurai Sakuya starved to death.

Good news: Sakurai Sakuya transmigrated.

Bad news: Sakurai Sakuya is still starving.

Good news: Everyone in the new world is unlucky.

Bad news: He can still suck people dry and kill them.

Sakurai Sakuya: ...

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There are three rumors about Amaro, the mysterious liquor in the organization.

First, Amaro is a bitter liquor with a complex flavor. Nobody who gets caught in his clutches comes out alive.

Second, Amaro is a beautiful serpent. His kiss brings death.

Third, Amaro is a deadly poison, and his beauty is one of his weapons.

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So is this starving, ghost-like guy his new boss, Amaro, or not?!

#Urgent, waiting for answers online#

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Key point: Not a single Sakurai gets hurt in the whole story. (bows)

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Unimportant little skit:

Bestie: I think we should let Little Sakurai take a bite out of Hiyori from next door.

Bestie: Little Sakurai has probably never had such a fancy meal.

Foolish Author: ovo? Is that right?

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Important, important! (bangs gongs and drums)

*The protagonist is on the black side and has a liquor name. He works for the liquor organization so he can eat legally.

*Anyone who survives Sakurai sucking on them is extremely unlucky. Sakurai himself can't tell whether they'll die after he feeds.

*People whose bad luck is sucked away become super lucky!

*OOC characters and terrible logic are everywhere in this lighthearted story.

*He has to use his mouth. If you consider that impure, please be warned.

*Hello, this Sakurai is a bleeding heart.

*I'll say it again: hello, this Sakurai is a bleeding heart.

Theme: Destined by fate.