After My Chaotic Replies in Detective Conan Became Reality

Also known as: A Good Citizen in the Conan World, Character Fine; I Had a Crush on My Senior for Five Years, and Passed Through His Whole World; A Daily Life of a Five-Year Crush with Zero Progress for a Cold, Antisocial Guy *The main story runs from January 1 to February 25, 2025, with 3,000 words posted at noon sharp. Bonus chapters will come in occasional double updates, and the completed manuscript is ready, so read without worry, ww. (Everyone, please also check out the upcoming story below~) A certain Conan-world extra found a strange phone containing a group of strange roleplayers, and began a chaotic life of reading messages and replying at random. Sender: Vermouth: The profiles for the new recruits [picture] [picture] [8] Reply: Wow, that blond rookie with the dark skin is hot. Vermouth, holding a stack of rookie profiles and deep in thought: ? Sender: Gin: Confirmed, Scotch is a rat [48] Reply: Then find him a cage and raise him properly. Remember to buy the expensive hamster food. Scotch, whose identity had somehow been exposed and who was now being kept by the Organization's top killer: ? Sender: Bourbon: The target died unexpectedly [52] Reply: Someone's dead? Then hurry up and call the police. Bourbon, at the scene of the mission, preparing an ambush with his Public Security colleagues: ? #Something seems off with the Boss# Then, one day, he accidentally received a message from a grandfather he had never even met: Grandpa: Stop hacking the account and come inherit this [beep] organization in person. [53] * Meanwhile, in the real life of this Conan-world extra, he had no idea that his random replies were throwing the red-and-black backdrop into increasing chaos. With his boss placing great hopes in him (meaning: hoping he would snap a huge scoop), the extra walked past the Tokyo Tower as it was being shot up, a Ferris wheel plunging into the sea, and a hospital exploding, his camera in hand and his gaze straight ahead. He pointed his lens at a certain spirited young police officer. The extra, wearing a righteous expression: As expected, in this (crisis)-ridden world that's so (boring), only pictures of my senior are works of art! (wipes drool) * From Hagi's point of view: As an ordinary bomb disposal officer, Hagiwara Kenji never imagined he could be the most important sight in someone's eyes. After a mission that had nearly gone horribly wrong, he faced a barrage of cameras and microphones, along with one sharp, divisive question after another about relations between the police and civilians. One microphone politely stopped in front of him, positioned just right to block everyone else from shoving theirs forward. The young man, who looked ice-cold, asked in a deep, magnetic voice, "Officer, are you tired?" [12] Even Hagiwara Kenji's hot-tempered childhood friend turned around in surprise. After that, Hagiwara Kenji gradually grew close to the reporter. He found out the world was small and full of coincidences. He and the reporter had attended the same high school and university, but had passed each other countless times without meeting. He also learned, quite by accident, that the cool, aloof young man who seemed so unapproachable had lost both his parents and had been supporting himself from a young age. He was like a cat that had long ago lost its home. The softhearted officer let the stray cat into his home, but such intimate acceptance inevitably raised suspicions from others. His curly-haired childhood friend warned him, "I think you should be careful around that guy. There's something off about the way he looks at you." [35] So Officer Hagiwara started thinking, then suddenly realized the truth. He seemed to have fallen for the poor guy. So, at a moment when the mood was just right, the senior who had been walking ahead turned around. "I know you've always been lonely, always felt alone." His senior held out a hand to the stray cat. "So, how about..." Keeping each other company and walking through life together? A gentle breeze stirred. The mood was perfect. A crowd of black-suited, burly men who looked exactly like members of some underworld organization suddenly surrounded the poor, weak, helpless stray cat. Then they shouted at the top of their lungs: "Young Master, please come home with us!" [37] Hagiwara Kenji: ...Damn it, I poured my heart out for nothing. The guy who'd been acting pitiful and innocent and was just about to get himself a wife: :) * *This is a lighthearted, everyday story with Hagi as the love interest. OOC is inevitable. Basically, Ronghe and Hagi enjoy the chaos of the red and black factions together. *Ronghe's day job is as a reporter, the entertainment-news kind (gestures). *My personal headcanons are piled high. The author's brain has been worn away by writing. *Some important notes: ° The romance is huge, huge, huge! Everything from beginning to end serves the romance! ° A simple romance-focused little story, without too many complications. In particular, *the Organization will not be targeted*!!!!! ° Some important characters may not appear at all or get much screen time. Zero-chan is probably the one who gets picked on the most, ww. ° My friend says Ronghe is a hopeless romantic. This foolish author solemnly denies it and insists he's just a total pervert (gets beaten). ° Any plot ideas from the completed draft will be noted in the synopsis, www. [Brain storage] *Upcoming story synopsis below* Qiusheng Rihe is unlucky, but he's an ultimate gacha addict with terrible skills and a huge appetite for pulling. One day, his older brother throws him into a newly developed full-dive simulation game made by their company. Apparently, it is a brand-new world where Qiusheng Rihe, a gacha addict, can really go wild. At the start, when asked to set up his character, Qiusheng Rihe can't resist choosing complete randomization. (Someone: Even the name was randomized, for crying out loud!) Your character profile has been updated: [Name] Qiusheng Rihe [Age] 25 [Occupation] Police officer [Trait] 100% Domain Expansion [Can envelop the entire faction in the player's immense good fortune] [Skills] Firearms mastery, police restraint techniques Qiusheng Rihe looked at the trait on his character screen and couldn't help closing his eyes. Then he opened his basic information tab and saw the familiar stat there. [Luck] E- [An immense fortune powerful enough to affect the course of the world] He randomized his autosave and respawn point and got Bed 3 in Room 403 of the Police Hospital. Whenever a player wants to save or load, or boost their stats, they have to find their way back to their familiar hospital bed. Qiusheng Rihe: ... (closes his eyes, weak and helpless) During missions, his skills are always warped in strange directions by his luck. Firearms mastery becomes the art of shooting everything but your target. Restraint techniques become the bone-removal technique. The more criminals he tries to catch, the more there are. He watches a robber turn into a whole criminal gang. He tries to deliver important documents, runs into an undercover agent at the Metropolitan Police Department, and ends up sending the documents straight into a shredder. Even taking on new recruits doesn't help. The rookie he welcomes in the morning becomes an undercover agent for a criminal organization by the afternoon. A bomb he successfully defuses explodes in Qiusheng Rihe's hands. He helps out with traffic duty for half a day, and a bridge collapses. Qiusheng Rihe is like a ball of bad luck being passed from department to department, but wherever he ends up, everything turns into a complete mess. At last, the higher-ups can't take it anymore and dump Qiusheng Rihe in Public Security, hoping he'll wreak havoc on their colleagues instead. Surely a place with feng shui as good as Public Security can keep this jinx under control, right? That night, Qiusheng Rihe falls asleep at his desk and wakes up to hear the entire story of his immediate superior conspiring with the waterworks organization. Qiusheng Rihe: Guys, you won't believe this. On my first day at Public Security, I almost got the whole department shut down. But this guy is the youngest son of the Qiusheng family, so nobody can yell at him or lay a finger on him. The higher-ups hold an emergency meeting and decide to send him undercover into the rival organization. The higher-ups never imagined their organization would be taken down because their undercover agent was so unlucky that people suspected he had supernatural powers, captured him for experiments, and caused a power failure that shut off the Boss's ventilator. () Qiusheng Rihe, whose character screen can't refresh because he's undercover in the organization, and whose health bar has been automatically locked by the System: :) At last, he finally destroys the waterworks organization (crossed out: kills it through sheer bad luck) and drags his locked-health body, with just 0.01 HP left, back to the respawn point he had been longing for. Then he is told: The Police Hospital has been renovated, and all the beds on the fourth floor have been replaced. Qiusheng Rihe: Screw you! Screw you, did you hear me? (A cat unleashes a torrent of profanities.) Theme: The countless sights in this world are nothing compared to you.