How to Raise a Fluffy One

I couldn't come up with a blurb, so I'm posting the ideas I had instead ORZ

A space storm blew up the demon clan's nursery, and the little demons carrying divine beast bloodlines were accidentally scattered across different worlds. When the Demon Emperor scrambled to bring them back, he discovered that every one of them had found a partner and started a family!

Demon Emperor: ?

[World One: Modern Supernatural] The top is descended from the White Tiger, one of the Four Divine Beasts. His true form is a long-haired golden chinchilla. Don't ask why that's his true form. The author likes them, that's why. The bottom is an evil spirit who was sacrificed by his unscrupulous family to protect the family's fortune. He's usually sealed in the ancestral hall and wants to destroy the world every day.

The cat transmigrates straight into the ancestral hall. So hungry that he sneaks off with the evil spirit's offerings, he's caught red-handed. The cat has no leg to stand on but is still full of righteous indignation. With his tail sticking up like a feather duster, he demands that the evil spirit offer him delicious cat food. The evil spirit gloomily imagines peeling the cat's skin to make a scarf, while gloomily pressuring the useless family into providing cat food. So the cat settles down in the ancestral hall. Every day, after eating his fill, he primly sashays over to rub against the evil spirit, letting him know that this underling has passed muster. When cat hair gets all over his face, the evil spirit feels like maybe he can forgive the world for one second.

[World Two: Modern Entertainment Industry] The top is a little peacock who inherited the Phoenix bloodline. The more powerful peacocks are, the more beautiful they become, and they admire strength, too. Since ugly means weak, the whole clan is obsessed with looks. The little peacock is unbeatable among his peers. His favorite thing to do every day is preen and admire his gorgeous tail feathers in the mirror. Since the cat once tried to grab his feathers, the two have become sworn enemies.

After he drops into this world, a talent scout spots him at once and arranges for him to act in an idol drama. But the peacock can't act at all. He complains that his co-star is so ugly it's painful to look at and refuses to perform. The company has no choice but to put him on a dating show to make money off his looks. As it happens, the bottom, a film emperor, has agreed to join the show to repay a favor, and he's paired with the peacock. The peacock says the film emperor is just barely good-looking enough to be worthy of him. The film emperor smiles politely, thinking this is just work. But once the show starts, fans accuse the peacock of being arrogant, and the film emperor says he's just a little spoiled. Fans complain that the peacock has nothing but his looks, and the film emperor says it's hard work to have a face like that. The peacock wholeheartedly agrees and keeps looking down his nose at everyone. After the show airs, the CP fans rapidly multiply, while the film emperor's career fans can only put on a pained expression and post across every platform: "Aaaaaah, boss, don't turn into a foolish ruler!"

[World Three: Cyberpunk Interstellar] The top is a Howling Moon Heavenly Wolf with the personality of a beagle: he's been wrecking houses since he was little, but he never remembers his beatings, only the treats. The bottom is a super prankster who grew up on a junk planet and is committed to causing trouble for every major power. After accidentally picking up the top, he starts causing trouble with him, indulging the little dog and letting him wreck whatever he wants. After all, it's not their house. Wherever the man and wolf go, they leave destruction behind, becoming notorious nuisances across the stars.

One day, after robbing the vault of a major power's boss, the brazen man races through the sky in the stolen spaceship, with a huge fireball and a barrage of homing missiles exploding behind him. He laughs wildly with excitement as he pulls off extreme evasive maneuvers. In the passenger seat, his little dog is howling with equal excitement. It's practically a romantic road movie set in space (?).

[World Four: Ancient Times] The top's true form is a scheming husband of a sheep (?), and I haven't decided on his bloodline yet. Anyway, he's a sheep, with curved black horns and thick, snowy-white curls. He's the most ordinary-looking little demon in high school, but has the best relationships with the other demons. He's gentle and good at cooking and taking care of demons. He seems mild-mannered and easygoing, but when the cat and peacock fight and wreck the school, a smile from the sheep is enough to make them quiet down.

After dropping into ancient times, the top keeps a low profile and works as a cook in a powerful noble's household. The bottom is a tyrant with almost demonic intelligence. There are always unruly people trying to assassinate the emperor, and the noble whose household the top works in is one such would-be assassin. When the noble discovers that his sons and daughters are fighting over the cook, he decides the sheep is a menace. As he's about to go assassinate the emperor, he sends the top to the bottom. The story then goes from the tyrant thinking, "Where did this unruly person come from?" to calling him, "My gentle and virtuous empress, my good fortune." Later, the tyrant gets so insecure that he confines the top in the harem. When the cat finds out the sheep has been locked up, he gets angry, but the sheep just smiles and says, "It's no big deal. He can't go a second without me." The cat's fur stands on end, and he runs back to the evil spirit, saying the sheep is even scarier than him. (Evil spirit: "?")

[World Five: Modern Times] The top is a long-tailed tit. He loves cuddling, talks a lot and fast, and is a plump little chatterbox. I haven't figured out his bloodline yet, either. The bottom is a cold, aloof esports legend forced into retirement by an injury. The chubby little bird lands at a flower and bird market, where the gaming legend recognizes its species. Thinking someone is illegally selling a protected animal, the legend buys the bird, calls the police, and hands him over to the forest police. But the bird escapes halfway there and flies to the legend's home. It finds him, pecks him, and spends five hours talking trash, asking why he handed it over to strangers. The legend: "...Birds can talk?!"

Since he can't get rid of the bird, the legend has no choice but to start looking after him. Every day, the chubby bird perches in the crook of his shoulder, pressed against his neck, watching him play games and talking nonstop. For almost all of his sixteen waking hours, his beak never stops. The legend is so annoyed that he even dreams of hearing the bird. He wants to release him, but those little beady eyes make it impossible. In the end, he leaves snacks all over the house and feeds the bird whenever the chatter gets too loud. After a while, the chubby bird gets even rounder and learns to talk while eating. (Legend: ?)

Reader's Guide:

1. The CPs have different personalities, but overall, the tops are cute and the bottoms are swoon-worthy. Don't get them mixed up. Posts pushing the anti-CP or reversed pairing heresy will be deleted.

2. The tops lead, and they mutually dote on each other. Both top and bottom love each other dearly, and their feelings are very strong. Readers with strong character preferences should proceed with caution. The author is not responsible if you get triggered.

3. The blurb is subject to change when the novel begins.

Theme: Life always has surprises.