A Training Manual for Abstract Top Attacks in Angsty Romance (Quick Transmigration)

The male lead is bound to a system and tasked with saving the protagonists of tragic romance worlds.

Male lead: Why me?

System: After observing you, I have concluded that abstract behavior helps regulate the anguish level. I believe you are exceptionally good at being abstract.

Male lead: You need to understand, I act abstractly to draw traffic to my social media accounts. I'm not actually abstract!

System: Oh... But our protagonists really are abstract.

Male lead: So?

System: So a positive plus a negative equals zero, and the world is at peace.

Male lead: ...Fair enough.

Much later.

System: Are you sure acting abstractly is your job and not your nature?!

The characters are provisionally set as follows:

Male lead: His mental state is a thing of beauty. One person, but somehow like ten cats.

Love interest: Remarkably emotionally stable inside. Even when ten cats knock over a hundred glasses, he doesn't bat an eye.

Theme: Love life