After Getting a Mary Sue Plot in a Qidian Novel

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Jian Qingheng opened his eyes and found himself in the cultivation world, in good shape, with braided hair on his head and embroidered shoes on his feet. He was breathtakingly beautiful, with a crowd of heaven-blessed prodigies surrounding and fawning over him.

Except...

He was a man.

And...

This was a novel. He had just finished reading it, in fact: a million-word epic, a thrilling read. Jian Qingheng had even written a lengthy review, sincerely praising the author.

By any measure, he was the last person who should have transmigrated.

Besides, there wasn't even anyone with his exact name in the original story! He could only think of one person at most, and that was the heroine of another melodramatic Mary Sue novel...

Jian Qingheng: ...

Oh no!

He sat before the vanity while a maid counted the gifts sent by the heaven-blessed prodigies. The person in the mirror had picturesque features that could belong to either sex, and dimples appeared at the corners of his mouth when he smiled.

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The original male lead, Pei Shui, was born in the lower realm. He had struggled his way up, defeating monsters and growing stronger, learning the warmth and coldness of the human world before finally joining the Zhaotian Immortal Sect. By now, the story was already more than halfway through.

As for Jian Qingheng, he was the