【Good thing this story hasn't been finalized yet; I can still make it free】
Former celebrity Naozuko, now a driver at a technical college.
Sure, the job is exhausting and the students are a little crazy, but damn, they're so handsome!
So she had a few slightly “intimate” relationships with them:
She had an entangled, on-again-off-again situationship with the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant;
She entered an open relationship with a high-school dropout who would go on to become the leader of the Star Religious Group;
After sleeping with the strongest divine son, she still turned around and dumped him;
(As for the dependable junior, the pure-hearted underclassman, and the arrogant young master… Those were all accidents that happened in a moment of passion! Accidents!)
At first, Naozuko thought that when it came to relationships, people could get together if things worked out and part ways if they didn't. It wasn't until Gojo the cat started making plans for her “lifelong guardianship” that she realized these people had no intention of letting things end.
So Naozuko found her chance, carefully planned everything, and made a clean getaway!
Three years later, she was married and happily thought she'd made her escape for good.
Until one day, the leader of the Star Religious Group was the first to knock on her door
“What trick are you using to run away this time?”
“Madam, your husband is never home. You must be lonely, right?”
“Didn't you promise you wouldn't seduce me and then abandon me? After what you did to me, you have to take responsibility.”
Naozuko: “…I should've known better than to play games with people's feelings.”
Reader's guide:
1. The story doesn't reach the start of the original series, when Itadori enrolls.
2. The author's headcanons are extensive, and the story is heavily altered. The heroine is a universally adored Mary Sue, sometimes a flirt, and has a bit of a capybara personality.
3. The male characters compete for her affection. This is melodramatic, trashy romance with plenty of angst and no logic. The character list shows the male supporting cast; later chapters and extras include a Fushiguro father-and-son situation.
4. The heroine can see curses and set up curtains, but she's still weaker than sorcerers and capable assistant managers. She is neither a powerful heroine nor a strong female lead, and she's flawed.
5. Suguru, Toji, Haibara, and Naoya all survive.
6. The heroine's marriage to that husband isn't legally valid. You'll find out later.
Theme: Keep looking forward in life. Don't look back.