Sorry, I Cried at the Wrong Grave

The biggest failure of Liang Tingjun's life was being forced into a marriage alliance with a gay man, despite being straight.

The wedding was a grand affair, and he became a laughingstock.

Why? Because his partner never even showed up.

Not long after he moved in, his husband died.

Half a month later, Liang Tingjun went to visit his husband's grave. He got carried away with the act and started crying as soon as he entered the cemetery.

Wait, who was his husband again?

He only remembered that the man was handsome. He'd picked someone at random from a photograph, then collapsed and started crying. Halfway through, someone snapped him out of it: "Your husband is right here."

Oops, sorry. Wrong husband, wrong grave.

That very night, Liang Tingjun came down with a cold and fever.

Afterward, he often had terrifying erotic dreams. The handsome guy in the cemetery photo, with his bright smile and big eyes, would pin him down and pull off his pants. A cold breeze would flutter wildly by his ear as the guy said, "Honey, look at me."

After Xue Chengye appeared, Liang Tingjun's life changed dramatically. Xue Chengye quietly took over some of his work.

The boss who'd been making his life difficult suddenly changed his tune and started showing concern.

The coworkers who'd badmouthed him started having inexplicable bad luck.

The problem was, his pants kept coming off by themselves, and he could feel a chill around his rear end. Then his forehead would turn cold, and his unreliable yin-yang eyes would act up.

The shameless Xue Chengye would show up uninvited, zero in on him, and pin him down.

Liang Tingjun seriously suspected he was going to have all his yang energy drained and die of exhaustion. But then he realized that everything about him was getting better. His head stopped hurting, his stomach problems cleared up, and even his skin got much smoother.

The lecherous Xue Chengye, who'd been sleeping with him, stood there smugly and beckoned him over. "Sorry to keep you waiting, honey."

From then on, aside from occasionally floating off to the cemetery and aggressively confronting Liang Tingjun's husband to force him to get a divorce, the clingy ghost was almost always by his side.

Xue Chengye even visited his childhood friend in a dream and had him bring his black-and-white memorial portrait to Liang Tingjun's home. Under Liang Tingjun's astonished gaze, he declared righteously, "You cut off my family's line of incense, so of course you have to keep incense burning for me."

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