It Smells Like Someone Just Ate a Pizza Roll

A short story focused on Shane. A farmer pulls Shane back from the edge of a cliff and pursues him with all their might, eventually winning the man of their dreams (and a little blue chicken).

Still the self-deprecating, secretly tearful guy this author loves most. This is the highest virtue a man can possess, and I am prepared to spoil him endlessly.

Some plot details and dialogue differ from the game, but whatever, this author has completely let loose. Damn it, why does nobody want to read stories about Shane? This author is definitely not falling apart over a lack of comments and clicks. Heh, it's nothing, I'm used to being in the Arctic Circle by now. I'll just wrap myself in a padded coat. I'm definitely not falling apart, haha. Buddy, what a whole thing this is. It's just that nobody's reading, right? I'm so strong, how could I fall apart? Haha. It's just that I have a friend who keeps wailing about having no comments, no bookmarks, and nobody watching, babbling on about who knows what. I don't understand a word of it. Anyway, I'll cuddle up with warm, cozy Shane and get some sleep. I'll write about their married life when winter comes and there's less farm work, haha...

Theme: Falling in love with someone in Stardew Valley is so great