Even Evil Gods Must Submit to My Little Cat

The great Cthulhu ended five thousand years of slumber. It was time to remind humanity who truly ruled this world...

"You're nothing but a dried-up squid! Get down on your knees, now!"

Kitty: "Don't you dare lay a hand on my human!"

Cthulhu (exiting in dejection): Perhaps I'll have to sleep for another five thousand years...

Inspired by a joke I saw online.

That's right, I'm going to turn everyone into Kitty's little slaves!

[A mindless work of nonsense]

[I write whenever I think of something]

[I'm Kitty's little slave!]

Theme: Kitty is saving the world again.