Who Ships the Official Couple These Days?!

Synopsis:

System 111 is dedicated to breaking up canon couples and separating the scumbags in every melodramatic little world.

A series of standalone stories (the couples are set; the former bottom becomes the top, and the System can bind to either the top or the bottom.)

No. 1: The Chaotic Pair

The possessive big shot's "canary" (Chu Qing x Jiang Dongye)

Chu Qing is a control freak with a strange, unpredictable temper. He's a vicious madman who even keeps a whole flock of little canaries to toy with.

Jiang Dongye falls for Chu Qing at first sight.

System: I'm afraid this analysis report shows that your possessive, domineering, and ruthless personality makes you one hundred percent incompatible with Mr. Chu.

Jiang Dongye asks simply, "What should I do?"

System: How about an intelligence-reducing surgery? Become the silly beauty Mr. Chu adores.

Chu Qing discovers that the old geezers in his family aren't even bothering to hide it anymore. The canary they've sent him is blatantly up to no good, always looking for an excuse to bump into him.

Chu Qing grits his teeth. "Who the hell sent this clumsy idiot here?"

Jiang Dongye: "I'm pretty coordinated in bed, actually."

[Keywords: A fake madman gets tangled up with a real pervert.]

No. 2: The Money Talks Pair

The CEO spoils you rotten, so don't you dare say no (Rong Xiang x Xie Wenzhi)

After learning that he was destined to force himself on a pure-hearted young woman fresh out of school, Rong Xiang, a domineering CEO worth billions, made a decision that would have his ancestors turning in their graves: he hired a broke guy he'd picked up at the door.

He'd make the guy take the pure-hearted girl's place, leaving her nowhere to go.

The broke guy was a painter: pure, clingy, and unpretentious, with no flaws besides being poor.

Artists are supposed to be a bit poor, but Rong Xiang didn't mind. After all, he had money to burn.

No money to put on an art exhibition? Throw money at it! Nobody coming to see it? Throw money at that too!

Whatever other people had, his darling had to have, and twice as much of it.

The butler had to say the classic line too: "In all these years, it's the first time I've seen the CEO smile at someone."

Their relationship came to an end with the arrival of the wicked mother-in-law.

Madam Rong: "Here's five million. Leave my son."

Poor painter: "Here's two billion. Please accept it as a token of respect, Mom."

Madam Rong: ???

Rong Xiang, on the phone: "???"

[Keywords: Artists are either broke or filthy rich.]

No. 3: Ice-Cold School Hunk, Don't Bite Me

No. 4: The Marshal's Contract "Lover"

No. 5: The Young Master's Ace Bodyguard

Reading guide:

1. No ship wars.

2. Written in a fever dream of kinks. Don't expect it to make sense.

3. Tops must be virgins; bottoms might not be.

4. Order is undecided.

5. A collection for fans of ridiculous comedy, beauties, masochistic tops, and sadistic bottoms, dedicated to breaking up every melodramatic canon couple.

Screenshot archived on 2023.12.10.

Theme: One-on-one love.