CEO, Don't Just Lie Flat

The full text costs just 2.91 RMB. It’s really not easy for a little author to write, so please support the official version, lovelies! Aww [Absurd Workplace Body-Swap Story | Max-Level Boss Bottom * Happy Puppy Top] Jiang Zhaolin, the king of overwork, has spent ten years battling it out in the workplace and finally worked himself into becoming a CEO. Who would have guessed that when he opened his eyes, he’d transmigrated into the company’s new intern? The good news: He no longer has to deal with the board of directors making life difficult for him. The bad news: His body is being occupied by a short-tempered intern, who is going off on his executives: "You’re all fired!" Jiang Zhaolin: ...Nice. He immediately decides to slack off on the clock, happily binge-watch shows, and tease the little intern wearing his face. "The coffee’s great, there are snacks in unlimited supply, and I can watch shows at work. Now this is the life!" Pei Yan, on his first day in the CEO’s body: Revenge plan, go! His original plan: Humiliate Jiang Zhaolin mercilessly and let him taste the suffering of a wage slave. But in reality... When Jiang Zhaolin slacks off, his heart races. When Jiang Zhaolin gives him orders, his ears burn. When Jiang Zhaolin leans close and says, "Keep it up," his brain crashes on the spot. Even more terrifying, after their souls return to their own bodies, they end up kissing passionately in a secluded corner. The next morning, Pei Yan gazes at the beautiful sleeping face beside him, his mind completely blank. Everyone at the company knows: CEO Jiang and Pei Yan are sworn enemies. Whenever they meet, they fight. At the senior management meeting, the atmosphere is tense. Both CEO Jiang and Pei Yan are attending today. Everyone is anxious: They were still arguing yesterday. Are they going to turn the meeting room into a bloodbath today? Jiang Zhaolin enters with a cold expression, looks around, and is just about to sit down. "Wait!" Pei Yan abruptly stands up. Everyone: (ΩДΩ) Here it comes! The battle of the century! Their famously rebellious colleague strides over to Jiang Zhaolin. With everyone watching, he briskly takes off his own suit jacket and carefully spreads it over the chair. "...The chair is hard." Pei Yan turns away, his face faintly red. Jiang Zhaolin lowers his eyes with a soft laugh and gently hooks his finger under the table. [Bonus Scene] Working late at night, Pei Yan loses his temper for the Nth time: "Jiang! This is your job!" Jiang Zhaolin is curled up on a beanbag, hugging a carrot-shaped cushion. He looks up innocently: "But I’m an intern now~" As he speaks, he gives the milk tea in his hand a little shake. "Want some?" Pei Yan takes a sip: ...Damn, it’s so sweet. [The short version] An incredibly powerful boss who loves slacking off × a funny but reliable teammate (also known as: The Dignified Cat and His Cat Dad) [Reading Guide] 1. A meteor causes a soul swap. Extremely absurd and silly. 2. One-on-one, both virgins, cat bottom and dog top, CEO bottom and intern top. The couple stays together, with no switching roles. 3. Neither lead is perfect! The bottom is ruthless toward his rivals. The top is childish at first, but matures later. Early on, the top is strongly prejudiced against the bottom because of workplace gossip. Later, he becomes completely devoted to his wife. (A little whisper: Employees probably aren’t exactly fond of their bosses, right? A protective, gentle, beautiful, adorable baby like CEO Jiang only exists in this story~) 4. Adult content. Flirting, testing the waters, and physical intimacy all happen after they return to their own bodies. [Upcoming Novel] After My Live Stream Exposes the Scumbags at the Elite Academy Backfires. This will be my next novel. Please add it to your reading lists, lovelies! [Looks well-behaved and timid, but is actually cunning and sharp bottom * Three seemingly arrogant and domineering, but secretly soft-hearted and hopelessly lovestruck tops] Pei Shu transmigrates into an ABO world, becoming a poor little nobody with nothing but good looks at an all-A boys' school. Then he suddenly presents as an Omega! Pei Shu: Thanks for asking. I’m in space, fresh out of hell, and ready to give up. To save enough money to run away, he grits his teeth and starts an anonymous livestream. While everyone else is grinding their talents and sucking up to the powerful, his show stands out: [The Internet’s First Test! Reviewing Top-A Marriage Prospects: Is This Man Marriage Material?] [Contestant Number One: Quan Lin, a gentle heir to a wealthy family] Quan Lin: "I’ll only marry someone I love. A marriage without genuine feelings would be meaningless to me." Pei Shu, starry-eyed: "You’re so wonderful, Senior! Your wife will surely be very happy!" The livestream chat instantly changes its tune: "He says, 'I’ll only marry someone I love' = When I’m in a good mood, I’ll grant you a brief romance. Once I’m bored, you’ll be told you’re not worthy of me! 'An otherwise meaningless marriage' = You think you can bind me with marriage? Who do you think you are? My advice to the streamer: Run!" [Contestant Number Two: Lu Yuduo, the cold-faced marshal’s son] During his heat, out of control, he pins Pei Shu to the sofa. On the verge of losing control, he grits his teeth and growls, "Get out... Lock the door!" Pei Shu, teary-eyed: "Senior is a true gentleman!" The livestream chat turns serious: "Girls, things might be more complicated than we thought! I saw it with my own eyes and experienced it firsthand (not really)! He was practically about to explode down there, and he still managed to hold back? Ahem, not to make wild guesses, but he’s probably all show and no substance! Next!" [Contestant Number Three: Bai Xi, the puppy-like genius junior] He moves closer, all sweet and obedient. "Senior, I won’t let anyone hurt you. Never." Pei Shu clutches his chest. "Junior is an angel sent to earth!" The livestream chat issues an urgent warning overnight: "Run! Buy a standing-room ticket and get out tonight! This guy is a, beep beep beep, maniac..." Oops, the livestream got shut down... Pei Shu's wild performance makes him an overnight sensation across the stars. [Don’t scold the pretty baby, scold me instead] [The streamer insulting them is a blessing for them] [I’m afraid they’re enjoying the insults.jpg] Pei Shu finally makes it to graduation. He packs up all his belongings and gets ready to run! But when he opens the dorm door, three tall figures are blocking it completely. "I heard..." "You’re the one who said we were no good?" Pei Shu crouches down, holding his head: ...Guys, does anyone get me? I think I’m... hahahaha, totally doomed. Theme: There is more than one definition of success.