My Game Account Is the Immortal Realm's Beloved

[12.6v, updated early that morning.] Sang Baiyue once played a xianxia game with countless characters on a single account, across every sect and faction, with adult men and women, little girls and boys. While playing, he was so obsessed it was like the game had grown into his liver. He maxed out every level, unlocked every map, and raised every character’s favorability to the highest level. But once the game went quiet, he never thought about it again. That is, until an accident sent Sang Baiyue plunging into the game. His fully maxed-out main account was sealed, but he had countless alternate accounts. To return to his own world, he would have to shatter the void. Sang Baiyue looked at the experience needed to shatter the void. The bar stretched farther than the eye could see. After much deliberation, he decided to quit. Fill that experience bar? Impossible. Absolutely impossible! Then one day, a voice appeared in his mind: [The full-dive online game Ten Directions of Heavenly Splendor is officially launching! Come experience the wonders of the ancient Chinese cultivation world!] Sang Baiyue sat bolt upright. He turned his gaze toward the vast crowds of players. They were all experience points! So, at the players' spawn point, Sang Baiyue quietly appeared. Players: What a beautiful NPC! The character modeler really knows their stuff! Sang Baiyue: Welcome to the breathing, living world of cultivation. Players: Wowwwww! That familiar feeling of paying to win and grinding until you drop! Tactical lean-back.jpg! Meanwhile, in the game: His main account’s master: I have a rebellious disciple who has been out of touch for a hundred years. His main account’s friend: I have a dear friend who promised to go boating with me on the Celestial River, but after one night of drinking, he never met me again. His main account’s junior brother: My senior brother saved me from danger countless times, but I don’t even know where he’s trapped! His main account’s...: Sang Baiyue, we miss you so much! On the game forum: Players doing story quests: Sang Baiyue, the beloved white moonlight of the immortal realm? What even is that! Game guide team: Found it! The fastest way to join a major immortal sect as a direct disciple: provide reliable information about the white moonlight’s whereabouts. Guild bigwigs: A huge reward for information on the immortal realm’s white moonlight! Regular players: I think that NPC at the game’s spawn point... Sang Baiyue: Shut up! Just because my name has Baiyue in it doesn’t mean you can call me your white moonlight! And don’t raise your favorability with me too high! Game System: Reach the favorability level of “together through life and death” to become cultivation partners. Who would you like to choose... Oh, so you’re a player with countless lovers! The cover uses a template and is not exclusive to the author. Upcoming novel: Gatling Bodhisattva in a Torture Novel Synopsis: In this life, Shi Yunzhi was born into the imperial family. His mother was of noble birth, and his older brother doted on him. As long as he didn’t cause trouble, he would enjoy a lifetime of wealth and privilege. But the world he lived in was actually a novel, and he wasn’t the protagonist. That might have been all right, but his family, his country, and even the entire world were all destined to become casualties of the powerful characters’ tortured love story. "Senior Brother, if you die, I’ll make all three realms join you in death!" the protagonist top cried out in agony. Shi Yunzhi was one of the countless people in the three realms who would be sacrificed. He slowly formed a question mark. What the hell! You tortured someone to death, and now you’re going to make the whole three realms die for your tragic love story! Reborn, Shi Yunzhi finally got his golden finger: the System shop. System: You have no spiritual roots or immortal bones. You’ll never be able to begin cultivating in your entire life. Shi Yunzhi calmly replied: Let’s start with uranium-235. System: ???!!! System: What about cultivation, then? Shi Yunzhi: Flesh is weak. Ascend through machinery. The System was deeply shaken, but Shi Yunzhi had already made a great vow and taken out a loan from the Heavenly Dao: If I attain Buddhahood, but fail to use a Gatling gun to wipe out every love-obsessed menace who brings calamity upon the world, may I never attain enlightenment! The bad news, however, is that his older brother is the biggest love-obsessed fool of them all. Theme: Never give up, even when you’re in a difficult situation.