Help! I Ascended to Heaven After Surviving Tribulation!

[Main story complete] Chi Chu was a traditional cultivator. After cultivating for eight hundred years, he ascended to heaven in the West. When he learned he had become an angel, Chi Chu pulled out his phone, which could connect to the human world, and posted for help. [Question: A cultivator at the Great Perfection stage of Tribulation Transcendence got married abroad. How can he return home after ascending and becoming an angel?] Netizens: This is a great plan to infiltrate heaven with a cultivator spy. As a genius cultivator, Chi Chu was taciturn and decisive. His master had divined that he would face a romantic tribulation in the West, so he went there and found himself a partner. His partner was gentle and handsome, but died young, saving Chi Chu the trouble of killing his husband to prove his Dao. But his partner's early death hadn't resolved his romantic tribulation. Instead, he had become an angel in heaven. Every angel had a mentor. Chi Chu's mentor had six wings, and looked a little like his former husband. Chi Chu: “What would happen if the God of Light discovered a heretic had sneaked into his territory?” The mentor smiled. “He might make the heretic's soul vanish.” Chi Chu silently put away his sword, took along a God of Light fan keychain, and pretended to be devout, while secretly hoping he'd be banished to the mortal realm. After he handed in a blank exam and was forced to retake it under supervision, skipped class only to catch a demon spy, and slacked off as a deserter on the battlefield only to earn great merit, Chi Chu got himself into the Temple of the God of Light. In heaven, he saw the romantic tribulation who had died and come back to life, sitting on the throne and claiming not to know him. Chi Chu understood why he had ascended to heaven, and raised his sword. No more pretending. The first step to godhood: slay the one he loves! A seemingly aloof but secretly devious bottom x a top who loves using secret identities to dote on his wife, only for his real self to end up in the crematorium Please Don't Joke Around [Infinite Flow] An interesting question: [If you entered a leveling game where the price of becoming a god was being abandoned by everyone and hunted by your lover, would you do it?] Zhu Ci glanced at his devoted boyfriend, who was cooking, and joked, “I don't believe he'd dare hit me.” Then he entered an extremely bizarre game and drew a useless sword that would bring him misfortune. As he played, he was also hunted by someone who looked a lot like his boyfriend. Zhu Ci: “...” Should he break up with him? That was the question. Everyone who met Zhu Ci for the first time in the game silently wondered which big shot had raised him as a pampered pet. But after one round, they were lying there covered in blood, while Zhu Ci was still standing. As Zhu Ci cleared the game, he had to deal with the System targeting him and someone hunting him down. In the real world, his gentle and considerate boyfriend kept asking why he was so weak and why he was being so cold. Thinking of how the person who had relentlessly hunted him in the game looked exactly like his boyfriend, Zhu Ci reluctantly suggested they break up. The next day in the game, his pursuer appeared early and cornered him against a wall, eyes dark with anger. “Why did you break up with me?” Zhu Ci: “?!” You bastard, have you been hunting me with your memories intact this whole time? Talent: [Crying and Laughing Mask]: Every tear and smile of yours is an act. Your tears are not surrender, but a sacrifice to the gods. Use them to entertain the audience. That is your value as an offering. Zhu Ci, forced by this awful talent to pretend he can't stop crying: Trash! A top who tries to hold back to protect his wife and keep his job x a bottom who seems weak, but is hard to describe Warnings: The characters aren't perfect. The bottom is a playboy early on. The top has slept for thousands of years and has only just woken up; at first, his outlook is traditional. At heart, this is about a straight man and a playboy taming each other. Don't imitate them. Theme: Be independent and strong, and have the courage to seek the truth