Top Cancer Players Always Come First

The player loaded into the game and opened the ranking chart screenshot from the forum.

Top contributor to the liquor company: Jin Jiu

Top embezzler at the liquor company: Lang Mu

Top overall score at the police academy: Jiang Gu Ling

Top social skills in the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department: Hagiwara Kenji

Top bomb disposal skills in the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department: Matsuda Jinpei

Top all-around undercover agent: Morofushi Hiromitsu (Scotch)

Top undercover sniper: Akai Shuichi (Rye)

Most famous high school detective: Kudo Shinichi

Top high school martial artist: Kyogoku Makoto

Most patrol shifts in the First Investigative Division: Megure Juzo

Most creative inventor: Professor Agasa

The player sensed tremendous fun ahead. The player wanted to trample them all beneath their feet. The player accepted the challenge!

Reader's guide:

- Player personality warning: The player is law-abiding and plays as a nurturing type. They won't go around crashing into people. If no one is at the front gate to catch them skipping class, they'll take the secret passage instead. They have high moral standards and will consider buying what they want before anything else, though occasionally they'll pull a little stunt.

- If one account can no longer earn any new top rankings, the player will start a new save file (a new playthrough). The player's starting identity is random from the start.

- Updates whenever inspiration strikes. I'll update when I feel the readers' enthusiasm. I love electricity and just want to have fun with my readers. None of my other books will be locked behind a paywall until they're finished, unless this one is completed first.

- I don't accept writing advice. If you can't keep reading, please leave.

- Don't mention me in other authors' works. Respect everyone involved.

- The author has severe PTSD from Jinjiang comments and is a glass-hearted person. Any comment that makes me uncomfortable will be deleted immediately. You have the right to comment, and I have the right to delete comments. If the author is in a bad mood, no one gets an update. My aggressiveness is a rebound reaction after hitting my limit. If you can't handle it, don't read.

Theme: Good-natured competition