Mr. Munetika, the Idol Coser

[The second arc is now being published as *Idol Coser Mr. Munetika 2*. Check the author's profile to find it.] A statement from Mr. Munetika: A cosplayer's self-cultivation isn't just about making your hairstyle, clothes, height, and appearance an exact match. You have to get the voice and aura right, too, and know the character's songs. If it's related to the character, you have to make a cosplay of it, even if it's fan-made merch. You have to make it so that even if you're stripped naked, people still think you're the real thing! No, that's not a cosplayer's self-cultivation. That's Mr. Munetika's obsessive-compulsive disorder! Don't turn cosplay into a high-difficulty hobby! And don't cosplay as a character and then hold a concert! In short, here you'll find: Idol singer Hat-kun. (Completed) Exorcist Natsume, a regular guest on paranormal shows. (Completed) Samon, the nationwide online celebrity of a certain Honmaru. (Completed) 5t5, the Jujutsu world's beloved "mascot." (Completed) Ukisuzume, a member of the seafood family's boy band. (Completed) Reader's guide: 1. No identity reveal. Cosplay grants the wearer the character's abilities, and Mr. Munetika isn't human. 2. The logic is self-consistent; this is just for fun. OOC. Comments are welcome, but readers mustn't argue with one another. Updates aren't guaranteed. Thanks for reading. Currently serializing: *Edogawa Detective Agency in Business* "Snow Eagle," an agent from the quick transmigration bureau, is sent to a small world to earn money. To make things easier for him, the bureau gives him an ability card for [Edogawa Ranpo, Bungo Stray Dogs]. Aihaku, a rookie at the bureau who is very much a regular person: I don't know what Bungo Stray Dogs is, so I'll put that aside. A mystery novelist? Got it. This means I should make a splash, open a detective agency, and make money! The Edogawa Detective Agency gets up and running in no time. His boss, who intended to make him a genius detective: ??? Using his status as Ran's distant cousin, Aihaku follows her to the doctor's house and picks up little Koko, who has just been shrunk. "Edogawa! Look, we have the same surname. Fate has decreed that you're part of this detective agency!" Now hurry up and make me money. K: ?! Waaah, no! A novelist without a single published work playing at solving real-life mysteries? This isn't a game! But it turns out later that the boss isn't quite as useless as he seems. And maybe he isn't quite as obsessed with money, either. K's eyes sharpen: "Aihaku, what was that Bourbon you just mentioned?" Aihaku, trying to lure the Undercover Work Emperor into joining the detective agency: "Oh, nothing. I said 'ba-bam!' It's an onomatopoeia!" Later, after they somehow team up and take down the liquor company, Aihaku looks at the detective agency, which has made a fortune thanks to its immense fame. Aihaku: Works for me. (Works for me.) · Once he's earned enough money, "Snow Eagle" plans to return to the bureau. While saying his goodbyes one by one, someone blocks his way. The blond man, wearing his regular uniform, smiles warmly. "Where do you think you're going?" "You still haven't given me an answer about that, have you?" Reader's guide: · As usual, this blurb only covers part of the story (there wasn't room for more!), so treat it as a reference; read the story for details. Ranpo from Bungo Stray Dogs and other anime characters will appear. · The CP is Tooru. This is a lone-wolf Tooru story, so there's no salvation, but everyone is actually alive and will take part in the plot. Theme: Home is where the heart belongs