[A mood-lifting story~ Opening up a few more preorders]
1
One thing Li Xingyu was proud of in this life was his butt.
He'd never suffered from constipation in his entire life. Every time he finished using the toilet, he felt so wonderfully relieved that his whole body seemed light and empty.
The pleasure left him in a daze, and he was convinced nobody else had ever felt anything as transcendent.
As the saying goes, when humans have to answer nature's call, they forget their manners, lose their composure, and don't care about anything else. Li Xingyu couldn't agree more.
Besides, a proctologist had lavishly praised his butt as being perfectly formed and beautiful.
Li Xingyu was immensely proud!
2
Li Xingyu recently met a good buddy named Wu Zhao. He was handsome and rich, and Li Xingyu was eager to get in his good graces, so he went all out calling Wu Zhao his brother.
Wu Zhao didn't think much of him, which Li Xingyu thought was only natural. If rich guys were so easy to approach, there wouldn't be so many people scheming to get their money.
But Li Xingyu believed that if he kept at it, he could surely get a little something from Wu Zhao, even if it was just a few scraps.
3
Although Wu Zhao was always saying things Li Xingyu couldn't understand, Li Xingyu would just pat him on the shoulder and hum along.
One day, when Wu Zhao started saying another batch of weird, outrageous things, Li Xingyu couldn't take it anymore. "Dude, what the hell are you babbling about?"
He joked around while covering his butt and planning his escape, and inwardly yelled, "What the hell?" Li Xingyu was terrified. Sure, he wanted to get a little something out of Wu Zhao, but he hadn't planned on letting this damn gay guy stick it in him!
His perfect butt!
Wu Zhao said expressionlessly, "My name's too unlucky. I shouldn't be called Wu Zhao. I should be called You Zhao."
[1. Crass, money-grubbing straight guy x gay guy who doesn't have his shit together
2. The bottom is a gold digger. Both are sexually inexperienced.
3. This is an unhinged work by the author, written for my own amusement because writing gets lonely.]
Screenshot taken on 2025.4.27
Theme: Damn straight guys
