The Self-Cultivation of a CEO, also known as: CEO? Not even a dog would do that! A feasibility report on avoiding work by clinging to your wife
1
Gu Jingshen transmigrated.
He became a CEO, complete with the luxurious three-piece set: stomach problems, insomnia, and a completely deranged world.
And, of course, a System that zapped him and forced him to act cool.
Sleep in? Zap! Talk too much? Zap! Not cool enough? Zap!
Gu Jingshen: Whoever wants to be a CEO can do it! Not even a dog would!
System: Bzzzt (charging up a special move)
Gu Jingshen: ...Fine. If no dog will do it, I will.
Gu Jingshen dutifully played the CEO, diligently acting cool, until one day a gorgeous man with stubbornness written all over him appeared before him.
Gu Jingshen: An aloof, stubborn, delicate white flower of a man???
2
Gu Jingshen strongly suspected that he'd transmigrated into a world of putrid CEO fiction.
The evidence included, but was not limited to, his friend Jiang Yan, born into a wealthy family yet insisting on becoming a family doctor.
The butler, who always said shocking things like, "Young Master hasn't smiled in ages."
Auntie Zhang, who showed kindness to the aloof, stubborn little white flower.
And himself, a CEO whose insomnia was miraculously cured just by holding the aloof little white flower.
Gu Jingshen: ???
Was being a CEO really unavoidable?
3
[007: Sweetie, make your expression a little more stubborn and straighten your back a little~]
Fang Bai took a deep breath and struck the classic stubborn little white flower pose: chin slightly raised, gaze aloof, back straight as a line.
The next second, an electric shock.
[Sweetie~] 007 grinned from ear to ear. [Little white flowers can't roll their eyes~]
Fang Bai: ...
[007: Sweetie, make your gaze a little more aloof~]
Fang Bai tried to empty his mind. His gaze turned distant and unfocused, as if he had seen through the mortal world.
The next second, an electric shock.
[Sweetie~] 007 said in a sickly-sweet voice. [Aloof doesn't mean having dead fish eyes~]
Fang Bai: ???
[007: Sweetie, perfect this time! Hold it! Yes, just like that! Three, two, one...]
Fang Bai gritted his teeth and held perfectly still.
[Great! That's a wrap!] 007 clapped happily. [You got 100 points today, sweetie! Keep it up tomorrow~]
Fang Bai: …
(System interface closed)
Fang Bai flipped the air the middle finger.
The next second, an electric shock.
[007: Sweetie~ I haven't left yet~]
Fang Bai: You son of a ****!!!
4
Gu Jingshen made a great discovery.
The System zapped him? Hug Fang Bai.
It nagged him to work? Hug Fang Bai.
His secretary knocked? Hug Fang Bai again.
In this old-fashioned world, everything had to make way for his love!
The paperwork disappeared, the System disappeared, and everything that annoyed him vanished.
Gu Jingshen: Brilliant...
[1. Short story, top's perspective
2. Both have Systems; fake married couple
3. More or less a comedy
4. Screenshotted on February 1, 2026
Revised for the second time on March 15, 2026]
Theme: Love one another as equals
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