[Coming right after this: "Should We Ship the Pure-Hate CP?" and "After Drawing Fan Art of My Boss on Weibo." Please add them to your collection ^O^ Blurbs at the end ❤️]
Troublemaking, spoiled sweetheart * jealous, rugged CEO [Married First, Love Later | Size Difference | Older Man Dotes on Him]
Qing Lu's husband, whom he married for the sake of an alliance, never comes home. He only sends money.
If he'd known an arranged marriage could be this great, he wouldn't have struggled with it for so long...
But lately, the young master has heard that his husband isn't busy at all. He's fooling around with a different pretty boy every day!
Fine, then~ What does it make him when he takes care of himself every day? Does it mean his right hand is strong?
That bastard! He wants to go out and have fun, too!
While racing cars beyond the Fifth Ring Road, he spots a total hottie!
A mouthwatering body, strong, handsome, and practically radiating pheromones.
Except... he's filthy.
Like a little piece of trash.
*
Qu Zhiyan is a renowned architect and a group CEO who flies all over the world. Every now and then, he also goes to inspect construction sites.
Something's felt off lately. There's always a luxury car parked outside the construction site, with a boy standing beside it who looks completely out of place.
Before he can say a word, the boy walks right up to him.
"Want to hook up?"
"I'm married. I'm just looking for some fun."
"I'll use my husband's money to keep you."
That night, the harder Qu Zhiyan went at it, the louder Qing Lu cried.
*
Qing Lu is having a great time with the little piece of trash when he suddenly gets word that his husband is coming back from abroad.
The sky is falling...
With a mournful face, he says reluctantly, "You can keep these watches, bags, and belts. I have to go home."
The little piece of trash sneers. "You're not keeping me anymore?"
Qing Lu puts his hands on his hips and sighs. "Well, let's see when my husband dies~"
*
When Qing Lu gets home, he's planning to trick his husband into giving him more money to support his "lover." Instead, he finds the little piece of trash he just broke up with inside the house.
The little piece of trash is wearing the suit Qing Lu bought him and sitting on his husband's seven-figure sofa!
Qing Lu: Tsk, so naughty.
He's not ready to divorce his wealthy husband yet~
This is no way for a "lover" to behave!
Qing Lu gets ready to have a serious talk with him.
That night, the two really do have a serious talk, until Qing Lu's voice goes hoarse...
Also known as:
#FakeLoverRealHusband
#YouOnlyToldMeWeWereLegallyMarriedAfterIFinishedGettingJealous?
#IHeardYouWereWishingMeDead?
#HusbandCatchesHisOwnCheating...
[●] A sweet little story
2025.5.7
[●Coming Next: After Drawing Fan Art of My Boss on Weibo]
Blurb: Song Wenqiu is an unremarkable toy designer at the Si Group. That is, if his former boss hadn't been transferred...
A new boss arrives. Word is he's a rich second-generation heir, and Song Wenqiu is secretly thrilled. A second-gen heir is perfect! He'll spend his days partying and messing around. That's just the kind of boss an employee like him, who's coasting toward retirement, needs!
But! A second-gen heir living it up is nothing to fear. The real danger is one who wants to prove himself!
After being criticized again, the "unremarkable" Song Wenqiu returns to his desk and starts working: drawing fan art of his boss.
Boss: "Even a dog wouldn't play with this toy you designed!"
Song Wenqiu starts drawing on Weibo: a big dog holding a plush toy in its mouth and wagging its tail like crazy.
He captions it: [Who says dogs won't play with it? Allow me to introduce this dog: he's called Boss~]
His followers cheer: [The artist is updating~ That dog is such a dummy, haha!]
Si Wei, who has just received an email and clicked into the mysterious account: ???
After his design drafts are rejected for the umpteenth time, Song Wenqiu draws: Breaking news! Boss is bankrupt, the company has switched to making adult toys, and the boss is testing them himself. So hot~!
Si Wei: "Song Wenqiu, get in here!"
Song Wenqiu lowers his eyes submissively. "Yes, Boss. I'll revise the draft right away and make sure you're satisfied."
Si Wei, dressed in a sexy chain outfit: "...You'd better!"
Boss: "Finish the design draft, then come abroad with me to discuss the collaboration project."
Song Wenqiu, who wanted to spend the weekend at home: Do I look like some kind of sucker to you?
He makes another drawing: Boss pins him down for three days and three nights without food or drink.
The comments below: [Wow~ What stamina!]
Song Wenqiu: Heh heh~ Of course~ My boss is a total weakling!
Weakling Si Wei: "Song Wenqiu!!!"
Song Wenqiu: "Boss, I've packed my luggage and am ready to leave whenever you are (smile.jpg)."
Later...
Once Song Wenqiu has plenty of free time, he draws some fan art of himself getting done all sorts of ways by the imposing, broad-shouldered top from a novel...
After reading the new work, Si Wei complains: "Why isn't the protagonist me?!"
Song Wenqiu, who has been done all sorts of ways for three days and three nights: "..."
"I was wrong! Boss, I really know I was wrong! Stop!"
Si Wei gives him some water. "Wrong, sweetheart."
Song Wenqiu: "H-Husband..."
Both are virgins. A sweet little story.
A toy designer who just wants to coast through life & a workaholic boss who starts out wanting to work, then becomes addicted to "working" people
A seemingly lazy bottom who constantly roasts his boss in his head & a top whose subordinates drive him furious every day
[●Coming Next: Should We Ship the Pure-Hate CP?]
Blurb: A cool, elusive, flirtatious bottom who comes on strong * an explosive, hotheaded top who's easy to soothe
Enemies who are spouses | Younger man
Qiu Yu and Li Cong are a pure-hate CP in the entertainment industry. They debuted together, became actors together, and even won awards together.
Unlike other CPs who act hostile in public but get along privately, the two have made dramatic declarations of war, announced they were cutting ties, and pinned a Weibo post promising never to reconcile.
Their teams and fans fight until one side is completely crushed.
Several years pass. Qiu Yu becomes a three-time Best Actor, while Li Cong becomes a young Best Actor. They avoid each other like kings who won't share a throne, clashing at every turn while maintaining a fragile public relationship.
Until...
Dinghao Capital puts together a survival variety show and, as if to spite them, assigns them to the same team.
Fans rage until the screen goes black, the audience is entertained, and the haters celebrate the New Year early.
At the start of the show, Qiu Yu says lightly, "We're not close."
Li Cong explodes whenever Qiu Yu is mentioned. "Can you stop bringing up that disgusting person in front of me? We should move on from the past."
The production team smiles. "So you were close in the past?"
Li Cong: I used to swear oaths by his name. I hoped the heavens would strike me dead.
Fans + audience + haters: ...Can't even criticize that. This is genuine pure hate.
But gradually, something starts to feel off.
To get supplies, Qiu Yu ventures into a dangerous area. Just before he falls, Li Cong somehow comes sprinting over, and the two of them tumble down the mountain together.
When the production team finds them, Qiu Yu is safe in Li Cong's arms. They can't pry him loose.
When Li Cong finally wakes up, he learns that his memory loss is temporary.
Even with amnesia, Li Cong still berates the production team: "Damn it! Do you know how dangerous that was? Why didn't you assess the safety risks beforehand?!"
The person in charge is berated in the hospital room until he can't lift his head.
Qiu Yu enters with a frown. The director worries they'll start fighting and prepares to escort him out, but the man cursing on the hospital bed suddenly freezes.
"Wifey, waaah!!"
After recovering and returning to the show, Li Cong seems to have been bewitched. He not only cooks for Qiu Yu, but kneels on one knee to feed the man dozing on the sofa, one bite at a time...
He's as practiced as a married couple who've been together for years~
Not forgetting to save face, he says, "I just naturally love cooking. It passes the time~"
During a hand-to-hand scuffle between the two teams over resources, Li Cong suddenly stops fighting and stares at Qiu Yu's waist...
Their teammate: ???
Fans: Should we take a look at what you're doing?
Haters: Stop showing off, you two!
Audience: Has the winter in film and television gotten this bad?
After the show ends, everyone thinks the two will go their separate ways.
Instead, a paparazzo catches them kissing passionately on an empty street in the middle of the night.
Fans: Fake! Keep your ship away from us.
Haters: It's all for publicity.
Then the show becomes a huge hit, and the production team returns to film a special episode. They knock on Qiu Yu's door, but Li Cong, fresh out of the shower, answers it.
Everyone: Aren't you enemies? Why are you sharing a bed?
The pinned post that once said "Never Reconcile" is changed to "My wife comes first."
An old news story that had been buried finally comes to light, and everyone learns that the two
had actually fallen into a world-shaking romance when they were eighteen.
Fans: Given all that, should we ship the pure-hate CP?
Pure hate? Even a dog wouldn't... Ship them! If dogs won't ship them, I will!
Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else.
[Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl 😳 Curious white box 🐶🌹
Leak!!! 💔 Why is it happening again? This green penis is so sensitive in summer...
Can you take a bite of Qingbao's if line where he and his brother grew up together peacefully 🙏🙏🙏🙏
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Purple Sugar]kswl[Purple Sugar]kswl💪 Finally we know!
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it 🧋 Delicious~
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
🥺 🥺 🥺 Qingbao, come with me, let's ignore that big liar
Can you coax me tomorrow? I need accurate words [hug thigh][hug thigh]
Is it updated tonight too?
When I think about having to coax people again after my identity is revealed in the future, the kind that cannot be coaxed well, I want to laugh [CaiGou][CaiGou]