My Wife Always Talks Nonsense

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This story features secret identities | A sweet romance

Qiao Xi is an esports streamer on Douban. He has gathered a group of delightfully unhinged fans with his sweetest voice, steadiest temperament, and most ruthless gameplay, as well as the nonsense he spouts on stream.

Unfamiliar viewers drop into his stream and casually comment:

[Is this a replay? Your hands are so fast! How old are you, streamer?]

His fans reply:

[Huh? Yeah, yeah~ The streamer is taking it easy, this is just a replay!]

[The streamer is ninety-eight. He's playing with the hand speed he had at eighteen!]

[Poor streamer, give him a follow. He's ninety-eight and still doesn't have a girlfriend. Is that why his hands are so fast?]

Qiao Xi pulls off a perfect play and glances casually at the chat: ...

Yep, the comments had finally gone as crazy as he'd hoped.

He cleared his throat and said, "New viewers, give me a follow. No gifts from minors. I'm a new streamer, and today I just turned ninety-nine. Can I get a round of birthday wishes?"

A passerby, almost convinced by that soft, sweet voice: ...Damn it, I actually believed you people!

One day, an account named User 2546 entered the stream. After watching Qiao Xi ignore the defensive towers and wipe out the opposing team, they opened a private message: "Hello, are you interested in going pro?"

Qiao Xi: "I'm trying to get pregnant, so I can't."

Then he immediately started streaming again: Come on, let's get ready for the ranked games!

User 2546: ...

Qiao Xi was wild online, but a complete homebody in real life. He rarely went out, but once ran into his ultimate crush in the elevator: broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs beneath a crisp suit that made him drool, and elegant hands holding a cigarette that nearly stole his soul!

When he learned the man was his neighbor, his urge to conquer him grew even stronger.

To make himself sound impressive, Qiao Xi introduced himself: "I'm actually a novelist. Yes, I write mysteries. Am I famous? A little. How much do I make? Enough to feed two people. I don't eat much."

Qin Yi, who had just watched his stream: ...

At an invitational tournament, not only was Qiao Xi's face revealed, but the identity of the big shot "User Bro" who was linked to him with a couple's badge was exposed too.

Qiao Xi: I want to hide in the bushes forever. Can I move into the Rift permanently? Honestly, I'd like to build a base there...

President Qin: What Rift? Go home and get pregnant.

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When Qin Yi was a pro player, his club found a talented jungler to help train him. To get the player to join their youth training program, Qin Yi even "offered himself" by linking their accounts with a couple's badge.

He played games with him, trained with him, and chatted with him every day. The other guy was younger, but at least he was fun and brought some life to Qin Yi's dull routine. As time went by, Qin Yi began to understand the joys of "online dating."

But one day, his online boyfriend suddenly disappeared. Qin Yi's messages went unanswered, and the other guy vanished without a trace...

Until three years later, at a competition, Qin Yi saw the couple's badge light up on his phone and fell into deep thought...

Meanwhile, the nearly one hundred thousand spectators at the venue and fans watching various co-streams saw the level-twelve intimacy rating on the big screen, and the entire arena erupted...

Bonus scene:

After they got together, Qiao Xi never imagined that one casual bit of nonsense would make him "suffer" so much in the days that followed.

Especially when that man was worked up and used those words to tease him.

"Our Xi Xi isn't pregnant yet. How can we stop?"

Afterward, Qiao Xi lay in his arms as he slowly savored the moment.

He could only protest in a hoarse voice: "Qin Yi, mm... I can't... I don't know how..."

A beautiful, sweet-voiced, adorable top-ranked national server streamer × a retired club owner with eight championships in two years

(Cute little bonus scenes with Xi Xi and President Qin will appear randomly in the author's notes!)

[Important]

1. The game is inspired by Honor of Kings, with exaggerations and changes. It's just a backdrop for the story and doesn't feature much, so you can still enjoy the sweet romance even if you don't understand the game.

2. Both leads have only ever been with each other.

3. The earlier chapters include livestreams and some chat comments, but not many.

4. This is a silly, lighthearted sweet romance. The games, livestreams, and other details are drawn from the internet and may differ a little from reality. Don't overanalyze them, just have fun reading~~

5. Please don't mention real-life teams, celebrities, or players. The entire story is fictional.

2024.2.22

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