After I Accidentally Added My Boss on WeChat with My Alt Account

[Coming Soon: The Silly, Sweet Romance My Wife Always Talks Nonsense, Please Add It to Your Reading List~~~]

Three years after graduating, Jiang Yunshu has excelled at work and been promoted ahead of schedule to executive assistant to the CEO.

His direct superior, Leng Zhuo, is a famously cold-faced tyrant: a workaholic who cares nothing for feelings and only looks at results. He expects Jiang Yunshu to be available at his beck and call, twenty-four hours a day.

When he has nothing to do, Jiang Yunshu loves nothing more than complaining about his boss to friends from different dimensions.

After accidentally sending a message badmouthing his boss to his parents and getting lectured for three hours about his poor work attitude, Jiang Yunshu decides to make a second WeChat account.

He adds his friends and fellow manga fans to the new account, and at last he can “lose it” without holding back.

His boss is working overtime again. Jiang Yunshu posts to his feed: “Don't you have a home? You won't go home, and now you expect the rest of us to stay late with you. I'm exhausted. What a selfish man-child!”

Selfish man-child Leng Zhuo: ??? Assistant Jiang?

Jiang Yunshu: “CEO, what can I do for you?” Respectfully clasping his hands, eyes bright.

His boss has been drinking at a business dinner and tells him to come pick him up. Jiang Yunshu posts: “Drink, drink, drink! Ever heard of a designated driver? Why do I have to come get you? How are you going to pay me back for my lost evening?!”

Not-yet-drunk Leng Zhuo: ??? Sorry to interrupt?

Jiang Yunshu: “CEO, it's my duty.” Obsequious and diligent, wearing a standard business smile.

His boss receives flowers from someone pursuing him. Jiang Yunshu starts a group chat with his manga friends to make fun of it: “That opera student is pretty cute, but he must have terrible taste. Quietly, I think my boss is, uh, kind of frigid. Probably no good in bed, hahaha.”

Leng Zhuo, who has been added to the group: ?! Jiang Yunshu!!!

Later, a few manga fans discuss the physiques of manga protagonists in the group. Jiang Yunshu drools all over the chat: “This one's got a great body, and this one's good too. Wow, this one's incredible!”

Leng Zhuo, who has wandered into the group: Your boss is better than all of them.

Jiang Yunshu: “He's just a skinny dog!”

Skinny dog Leng Zhuo: You brat! You'd better take a good look tonight!

A seemingly serious assistant who could write a thesis about his boss's flaws, and a CEO who loses it after being added to his assistant's secret account.

Completed dating-show romance: Vacationing on a Dating Show, I Got Played

[The identity-reveal story in the same series, My Wife Always Talks Nonsense, is waiting to be devoured...]

Qiao Xi is an esports streamer on a certain platform. In-game, he uses the sweetest voice, keeps the steadiest temper, and pulls off the most vicious moves. Add in all the nonsense he spouts on stream, and he's gathered a crowd of fans with the most fractured minds.

When unsuspecting newcomers enter his stream, they joke around:

[Is this a recording? Your fingers are so fast! How old is the streamer?]

His fans in the chat:

[Huh? Yeah, yeah~ The streamer went to take a leak. He's just playing a recording here.]

[Bullshit, the streamer is ninety-eight. This recording is from when he was eighteen and had those fast hands!]

[The streamer is so pitiful. Give him a follow. He's ninety-eight and still doesn't have a girlfriend. How else would his fingers be so fast?]

Qiao Xi goes all out, casually glances at the chat, and...

Right. The comments have finally gone as crazy as he always hoped.

He clears his throat and says, “New viewers, hit follow! No gifts from minors. I'm a new streamer, and I just turned ninety-nine today. Can you give me a wave of birthday wishes?”

An unsuspecting passerby: ...I can't believe I fell for your nonsense!!!

One day, an account named User 2546 enters the stream. After watching Qiao Xi ignore the turrets and wipe out the opposing team, they send him a private message: “Hi. Would you be interested in going pro?”

Qiao Xi: “I'm trying for a baby, so I can't.”

Then he immediately starts streaming again: “Come on, come on, let's play ranked!”

User 2546: ...

Qiao Xi is wild online, but a total homebody in real life. One day, after years of rarely going out, he runs into his crush in the elevator. Broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs beneath a perfectly tailored suit, and slender, shapely fingers holding a cigarette: Qiao Xi is instantly smitten!

When he learns the man is his neighbor, his urge to conquer him grows even stronger.

To make himself sound impressive, Qiao Xi introduces himself: “I'm actually a novelist. Yes, I write mystery fiction. Am I famous? A little. How much do I make? Enough to feed two people. I don't eat much.”

Quan Yi, who just finished watching his stream: ...

At an invitational tournament, not only is Qiao Xi's face revealed, but “User Bro” is unmasked too.

Qiao Xi: I want to hide in the grass forever. Does the Rift let real people move in permanently? I want to build infrastructure in there...

Boss Quan: What Rift? Come home and get ready to have a baby.

Theme: Courage can overcome any hardship.