I Got Played on a Dating Show Vacation

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A well-behaved, adorable, effortlessly seductive shou x a cold, abstinent, clingy gong who is not to be trifled with

Just as Tan Qiujing was about to take a plate of muffins to Duan Cheng's room, he tripped and discovered that he was merely a cannon-fodder, unattainable love in a book.

And the leads in the book were actually his replacement, Bai Shuang, and Duan Cheng, who put Bai Shuang through physical and emotional torment.

In the book, Tan Qiujing returned from studying abroad, unwilling to accept that Duan Cheng, who had pursued him for so long, had fallen for his replacement. He went to wild lengths to win Duan Cheng back. But Duan Cheng wavered between them, leaving Tan Qiujing anxious, heartbroken, and devastated before finally choosing the replacement. Tan Qiujing endured insults, slit his wrists, swallowed pills, jumped off a building, and finally killed himself. To prove his love for Bai Shuang, Duan Cheng even dug up Tan Qiujing's ashes and scattered them until not a trace remained on a rainy night.

Tan Qiujing, who had just awakened to the truth while pursuing someone on a dating show: "...I must have been cursed!"

He turned around and took the muffins in his hands to his own room.

He'd been planning to break his contract and stay away from the two of them. But after looking at his empty wallet, he changed his mind. Never mind, he could treat the next few days like a vacation...

*

Wen Ji casually bought a painting while abroad, and after that, he couldn't sleep at night. He asked people to track down the artist, only to be told that the painter was an unknown, missing artist.

Seeing him obsessed with a painting, his friend risked getting beaten to death and lied that he'd signed him up for a tour group. It wasn't until he arrived that Wen Ji realized it was a dating show for gay men.

Always the last to wake up, he completed the tasks set by the production crew and picked someone utterly impossible during the texting segment. He could manage a vacation like that.

Then, halfway through the show, someone brought a muffin over to him...

Wen Ji: "?"

The other man smiled with an innocent look, a blush spreading across his face and up to his ears. "Thanks for your text. Would you like to try some?"

Wen Ji: I want to... take a bite.

Tan Qiujing: A bite of what?

Wen Ji: Your ear...

*

Once the two of them gradually got to know each other, Wen Ji started thinking that his roommate was seducing him every day, including but not limited to:

Constantly wandering around in front of him in shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, showing off his fair skin...

Eating until his lips turned red with spice, then asking Wen Ji to get him some water...

Massaging Wen Ji's legs with those delicate, jade-white hands, making him...

Wen Ji suddenly realized: Holy crap! Have I been seduced?!

Tan Qiujing: Who's seducing who?

At first, netizens cursed him for everything under the sun, calling him shameless, a green tea, a homewrecker, a black-hearted lotus...

But eventually, they changed their tune: Wait, why is this kind of ship so good?!

P.S. The shou is the main character. This is a fluffy, brainless sweet romance.

The dating show is based on online dating show formats.

Both are each other's first and only, one-on-one.

The occupations are based on information found online. Please let me know if anything is incorrect. I'm very grateful.

[Important]

The story includes terms of endearment like "wife" and "baby." Please don't read if that bothers you. Thanks.

[New novel now available: "The Cross-Dressing Sweetheart Accidentally Snags a Cold-Blooded Big Shot"]

Height difference | Age gap | Size difference (Please add it to your collections, babies =∩ω∩=)

A silly, cross-dressing, sweet puppy who thinks he's the one doing the seducing x a cold-faced, hard-hearted daddy who's soft only for one person

After awakening to the truth, Wen Lian discovered he was a supporting character who followed around the villain in a harem novel. Every time he went up against the protagonist, the protagonist's many admirers would take revenge on him.

Not only was his head bashed in this time, but later he'd have to drop out of school and go bankrupt, then pay off his debts with adult livestreams.

Wen Lian saw black. He absolutely refused to wear heavy makeup and do adult livestreams like the book said!

To protect his family's fortune, Wen Lian planned to seduce the villain's gentle cousin. Although the other man was a die-hard straight guy who couldn't even be won over by the universally adored protagonist, Wen Lian had plenty of energy and plenty of ways to make it happen!

He bought pretty dresses and secretly added the other man on WeChat using an alternate account, calling him "big brother" over and over.

Big brother~ Do you like it? ^o^

Big brother~ I'll show you again tonight =3=

Big brother~ This is what a kiss means (=^_^=)

The other man really liked seeing him in dresses, but he was especially wicked and even made him call him "hubby"!

Later, the two of them not only video-called, but started an online relationship. Wen Lian also received loads and loads of gifts.

Just as Wen Lian thought the other man was hopelessly smitten and prepared to make a big score...

He happened to glance at Li Xingzhi's phone and saw a screen saver showing Wen Lian in a seductive dress.

"!?"

He clutched his secret identity in terror and was too scared to log into his alternate account again.

Wasn't the person he was dating online supposed to be his gentle cousin? How could it be his uncle, Li Xingzhi?!

Li Xingzhi was the head of a wealthy family. He was cold and vicious, ruthless and stern. All it took was one glance to make Wen Lian tremble, and his broad shoulders could carry two of Wen Lian.

Rumor had it that he liked neither men nor women. But what people didn't know was that every night he called Wen Lian his sweet wife and baby in a hoarse voice, coaxing and tricking him as he had his way with him.

*

Li Xingzhi had an unruly nephew who was always causing trouble. This time, he'd even gotten into trouble with someone else.

Li Xingzhi had assumed he was another spoiled rich kid, but he turned out to be a well-behaved little boy.

Just after Li Xingzhi praised him, the well-behaved little boy secretly added him as a friend: [From now on, I'll wear them just for you, Big Brother, okay? (^O^)]

Li Xingzhi sneered. Was this kid too well-behaved?

Later, as he looked at the various beautiful photos saved on his computer, each pose personally taught by him, the boy pure and alluring, soft and tempting, sexy and seductive, Li Xingzhi's gaze gradually changed...

After they moved in together, Wen Lian accidentally walked into a hidden room in the study. Not only was it covered with all the photos he had sent Li Xingzhi, it also held various dresses and toys. Even the ceiling above the enormous bed was covered by a huge, brilliantly reflective mirror.

Theme: Love yourself first if you want a happy ending.