Miss Carrot

"Country bumpkin" x young master / chatterbox x fussy perfectionist / They can't stand each other, but they get married / Younger man / Both are sexually and romantically exclusive

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Hu Meimei told the people around her that she'd recently gotten her husband to move in with her. Nobody believed her.

He was a heaven-blessed prodigy, the heir to the Luo family, handsome as jade and gold. Leaning against a Baroque column, his cuff links reflecting the golden patterns on the domed ceiling, he made even the crystal chandelier seem dim.

Everyone mocked and laughed at her, saying she had some nerve to dream so big.

Faced with their doubts, Hu Meimei crouched in the yellow mud and let out a puff of white breath, puzzled and dejected.

"Why does everyone in the village say me and him aren't a good match?"

What's wrong with me?

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Just kidding. Hu Meimei knew perfectly well that there was a world of difference between them.

She hadn't taken it seriously anyway. She counted down the days until her divorce from Luo Jiaoyi, enjoying every bit of married life she was entitled to without ever working herself up over it.

After spending more time together, she even found the young master's habits annoying.

Luo Jiaoyi got up at five in the morning to get himself and the house in order. Hu Meimei slept soundly until noon, then came out and caught the same scent on him as on herself. She was astonished.

"Huh? Your Gu Ming perfume smells exactly like my 9.9-yuan body wash with free shipping!"

Luo Jiaoyi didn't respond. He scowled and gave her a lecture on perfume brands and types, annoyed that she knew nothing.

Not funny at all. Such a pain. So annoying.

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But later, Hu Meimei still couldn't help developing real feelings. She became cautious and timid, and when Luo Jiaoyi noticed, he was so happy he couldn't sleep for three whole days, periodically grinning to himself no matter where he was.

Hu Meimei had no idea what he was so proud and pleased about. She found it creepy and terrifying. After earning her certification as a green building designer, she finally got her revenge, and from then on everyone who heard about their marriage ended up envying Luo Jiaoyi instead.

Then she invited a deity into the house to ward off evil spirits for Luo Jiaoyi.

By the authority of the law, Mommy and Baby, be soothed

💃🏻🕺🏻🗡️💃🏻🙏🏻🕺🏻🗡️💃🏻

Luo Jiaoyi: "..."

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He saved her in his contacts as "Miss Carrot." The only video he kept in his album was of a kitten staring at its owner's face and pointing wildly at the floor, having no idea what the owner meant by "carrot" or which thing was a "tissue."

The kitten was cute, if a little silly.

But there was no doubt the owner loved it.

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A silly, heartwarming story, with a bickering couple. Please add it to your reading list~

Theme: The acceptance that comes with love puts people at ease.