I Even Joined the Black Organization to Sell Insurance

Grapa of the Black Organization is a lunatic. Boss's interview: Why do you want to join the Black Organization? Ryuuka Jun: So Gin will get car insurance for his Porsche. Boss: ...? All to sell insurance... Ryuuka Jun kicked a bomb while dressed as a woman. Hagiwara: Your skirt! Your skirt is flying up, Jun-chan! He mass-mailed Scotland's resume to every illegal organization in the world. Morofushi: ...I survived, but it looks like I can't go back to Public Security... He installed 888 bombs all over Tokyo. Matsuda: Hey, don't take out the whole of Beika just because it's a dump! Until Akai found a tiny line of text on the original insurance policy, which was priced at the astronomical sum of one billion yen: Suggested retail price: one million yen. Everyone: ... Ryuuka Jun pounded the table. "Why! Why won't they buy my insurance, even after I've sold the souls and dignity of humanity!" System: [Don't sell things you don't even have, you idiot!] Reading Guide: 1. Multiple endings. 2. Contains a small amount of Bungo Stray Dogs content. * Coming Soon: A Delinquent's Love Story: Storming the Metropolitan Police Department They say that if you're still single after turning thirty, you'll become an old wizard. Yami Umi: So what if I do! Why would I, a delinquent, be afraid of hearing other people's thoughts? System: But you'll be surrounded by men on both sides. Yami Umi: ...Give me the number for a dating agency. Police academy interview... Instructor Onizuka: Why do you want to become a police officer? Yami Umi: I heard that the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department assigns you a partner if you're good-looking. Instructor: ??? All to find a partner... Yami Umi wore a suit and black sunglasses and laid it on thick with Officer Sato. Matsuda Jinpei: I heard there's a junior in First Investigative Division who's a huge fan of mine. Every time he sped, Hagiwara Chihaya was the one who issued the ticket. Hagiwara Kenji: You're really going all out just to get in my car! He beat Miyano Akemi to the punch and knocked Shuichi Akai flying. Shuichi Akai: Does he want to imprison me? He watched helplessly as everyone around him found a partner one after another, while he, the delinquent, received nothing but "You're a good person" cards. Yami Umi steeled himself. "As long as I find someone before I turn thirty, right?" System: [Let go of Haro!! Even a delinquent's kinks aren't that open-ended!!!] Theme: Love will bring people together again in a bright and beautiful world