The Public NPC Immortal Venerable

I Keep Feeling a Chill Behind Me, Like a Ghost Is Watching Me

Two Immortal Venerables, fatherly type x male-mom type

Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, a self-proclaimed straight man and sharp-tongued beauty of an Immortal Venerable bottom x

Long, straight white hair, gentle and beautiful, but a gloomy, damp ghost of an Immortal Venerable top

Ji Hemian opened his eyes to find that he had transmigrated into a cultivation world and become a Great Ascension sword cultivator elder. He was ready to turn the whole cultivation world upside down and ascend to immortality!

Just as he was cackling, a ding sounded: "Congratulations, Host. You have been bound to the Matchmaking System. System 001 is at your service."^^

Ji Hemian was horrified. "Wait, what the hell!?"

More importantly, no one had told him that Ji Hemian was a shared NPC Immortal Venerable in a mash-up world of JJ cultivation novels!

He was the legendary passerby friend of the protagonist who often showed up bearing heavenly treasures and never asked for anything in return.

There were far too many master-disciple romances in the cultivation world. Betrothal ceremonies came one after another, and he was constantly attending banquets and giving gifts until his spatial pouch was so empty it couldn't spare a single drop.

Luckily, he wasn't alone on the banquet circuit. There was a white-haired Immortal Venerable who kept him company at every table.

System: "Host, as long as you flirt with other people, you'll earn points to buy heavenly treasures."

Now poor enough to cry, Ji Hemian gave in and reached his claws toward a few of his disciples. "This venerable one wants to find a Dao companion and form a bond, too." He could at least recoup some money from the gifts.

His usually obedient and thoughtful disciples scattered like monkeys, each making an excuse to leave the sect and go adventuring.

When they returned to the sect, every disciple was either injured or ill, and each had brought their own Dao companion to ask for help...

A Demon Venerable, a Yao Venerable, a young master of a valley, and even the Emperor of the human realm!

What kind of ridiculous JJ plot was this?

Ji Hemian refused to give up and tried to salvage his master-disciple romance plans.

But once his disciples had recovered, they hoisted their own Dao companions and ran off, even taking a hefty "dowry" with them.

At his wit's end, Ji Hemian clutched his wallet and complained to the System: Look at them!

The System gently comforted him and pointed him toward a "bright path": go after his wealthy "dining buddy," the First Sword Venerable, True Person Xuan Xu, Yu Zheng.

Many people sighed the first time they saw him. Like a breeze sweeping over snow, aloof from the world: now that was a true Immortal Venerable.

Ji Hemian was no exception.

Besides, he had white hair.

What a coincidence: Ji Hemian was a white-hair enthusiast.

1. This is a cultivation novel, but not a typical leveling-up story. Both leads are each other's first and only, one-on-one, happy ending.

2. From the start to the end, the bottom is pure in body and mind, with no romantic or physical entanglements with anyone else.

3. The top is also pure: an aloof beauty who is a gloomy ghost of a man, with a huge contrast between those sides. He only has feelings for the bottom in this life.

4. The five disciples don't get that much page time. The third disciple is in a girl-top, boy-bottom relationship.

5. There's no saving a white-hair enthusiast.

Theme: The sun will always rise again.