Planning to set aside some time to give this a major overhaul 😭
[Upcoming fluffy beast / ancient fantasy novel, blurb at the very bottom]
An insecure, charming, horny little bird NPC bottom x a security-seeking player top forced into becoming a gloomy tentacled monster
Size difference / hated by all and then revealed to be everyone's beloved
Lin Dian is a very shy, fluffy little blushing chicken.
Round and adorably dazed.
And quite the singer, too.
Because he's so shy, every morning he only sings loudly at one household. His built-in playlist is extensive, and he keeps going until he wakes the man inside, then flaps his wings and stops.
Lin Dian tilts his head and gazes through the window at the man.
Chirp chirp, good morning, human with big pecs.
The man holds a cup of coffee and closes the window with a cold expression.
Hmph. Humans have no taste.
One day, I'll make you beg for this great king to sing!
Lin Dian thinks he might not actually be a bird.
After all, what bird would have a human name?
He thinks, standing on the man's impressive pecs, deeply moved.
The man strokes the fat bird's wing and gets bitten.
It hurts a little.
When his wife bites him, it hurts like this too. She leaves a faint tooth mark, then calls him an animal.
But his wife is gone, and all he has now is this fat bird biting him.
When vine-like tentacles wrap around Lin Dian's waist, he's still wondering:
Maybe something's gone wrong in this lousy game. Maybe he really is just a bird after all.
The man, who's lost his wife three times, is a little crazy. No matter what, he won't let go of him.
"Baby, sing that again for me, okay?"
Lin Dian feels a little desperate.
He can't sing. His throat is completely hoarse.
You beast!
◇ Reader's Guide:
0. One-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first, mild romantic rivalry.
1. The bottom has a golden finger and is incredibly strong in battle. He has the dual identities of being hated by everyone and being everyone's beloved.
2. The top is lucky and a tireless grinder. He won't affect other players' experience. His personality changes over time, and the tentacles are one of his skills.
3. Game setting: full-dive virtual reality, interstellar, pet-catching, exploration.
If you bully me, I'll only get fluffier QAQ (That's a lie)
Coming soon
"The Dragon Protagonist Took the Wrong Medicine!"
Liu Xiantang transmigrates into a world of cultivation!
Someone throws his head back and laughs: "Mwahahahaha! Without me, Liu Xiantang, born into this world, all ages would be shrouded in endless night!"
The System says blandly: Hold on. Take a look at the plot first.
After reading the plot, he goes: …
"Could you please tell me why there's a fiance character in a male-oriented novel about a domineering protagonist breaking off his engagement?!"
The System: Heh. It's so the male lead can be homophobic.
Liu Xiantang: Heh. Great, I'm homophobic too.
When he opens his eyes again, he's at the engagement-breaking scene, in the body of a vicious cannon fodder who's yelling about calling off the engagement.
Then the dragon protagonist, who has speed-leveled to the max, kills him in no time.
You old bastard, Heavenly Dao!
I hate that the moon hangs high in the sky, shining on everyone but me!
As a fallen prodigy, Qin An is abandoned by his family and married off to Liu Xiantang.
On his path back to the top, he unexpectedly meets the love of his life and cherishes him like a priceless treasure.
Everyone knows Qin An is madly in love with his Dao companion.
Liu Xiantang scoffs. "Hmph. He's just a stuffy homophobe."
Love? What love!
He calls me "brother" every day and won't even let me touch his hand!
Liu Xiantang is about to die of impatience. If he doesn't dual cultivate with someone soon, his furnace physique is going to kill him!!!
Then, that night, the medicine he desperately gives his senior brother ends up being drunk by the dragon protagonist.
Qin An leans over him, his possessiveness almost overflowing. "Husband, why have you changed your heart?"
Liu Xiantang buries his flushed face in a large red pillow, his eyelashes wet, dampening the sheets beneath him.
The man grips his trembling wrist and leans close to his ear, laughing softly and hoarsely. "Am I not enough for you, husband? Hmm?"
He can't speak. Pressed too hard by the questions, all he can do is whimper and kick out at him
Has this homophobic dragon protagonist taken the wrong medicine or what?!
Help.
I hate that the sun hangs high in the sky, shining on me alone!
Reader's Guide
1. Innocent, straightforward young gentleman bottom x obsessive, loyal dragon protagonist top.
2. One-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first.
3. A romance set in a cultivation world.
4. Please support our adorable, beautiful bottom! Our little Tang'er is silly but gorgeous, and his slaps are loud too.
5. The top drinks a bowl of herbal medicine and cures himself, going from homophobic to gay.
Bonus scene, just for fun:
After faking his death and returning, Liu Xiantang finds his good friend passionately gnawing on his body.
Once the man finishes, Liu Xiantang carefully opens his eyes. "...Hi?"
His good friend: "…"
"I've been nourishing your body for a hundred years. Are you touched?"
Liu Xiantang stares silently at his now-darkened good friend.
Don't move. Don't move.
His good friend looks back at him.
The air turns icy.
I believe you, I believe you. So this nourishing involves sticking your tongue in, huh?
Lying miserably in his good friend's arms and rubbing his aching mouth, Liu Xiantang sniffles:
"I'm touched. So touched."
Waaah.
[Upcoming]
Historical BL: "The NPC Immortal Venerable Is Desperate to Marry" A hapless immortal venerable bound to a matchmaking System and his five troublesome disciples!
BL: "What Do I Do When the Real Young Master Has Amnesia?" The fake young master has it made (double meaning).
Theme: All things have a spirit.
Is there no extra? I still want to watch chicks 😭
Ending of spreading flowers [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] (But boss, you still expected to have a chapter, is it an extra chapter 🐶
Brother, she has been ignoring you all day. Why don't you send me the 1314 you prepared for Chinese Valentine's Day? I can recharge two 648, and I can order a cup of milk tea with the remaining 18 [Spread Flowers] [Spread Flowers]
Damn, why is this person mutated and still twisted and crawling? (Find a flowerpot) (Grab it) (Bury it in) Cook for me
Let me briefly say two sentences below.
Catch the dark author and kiss him hard, kiss, kiss, kiss him [cover his face and peek][cover his face and peek][cover his face and peek]
Ahhhhh I'm back!!
Why not take it away! Bunny kick
Cool! Finally fell off the horse completely
So hungry, so hungry, so hungry, I'm really hungry [Make me healthy]