[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] Wearing This, I Won't Run into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Bad news: I died.

The good news, if you can call it that, is that I transmigrated to New York.

I was just pulled out of the water, drenched from head to toe, and surrounded by four green turtles wearing masks.

The good news in the bad news: their bandanas are four different colors, so this isn't the same universe as the original. My odds of survival are up, up!

But Mom always said, why couldn't I get a cheat ability and be sent to another world to cuddle up with beautiful girls and boys?

...Though teenage turtles are pretty cute too.

Now I'm following them into the sewers. It's hard to know what to make of the first day of my new life after being reborn in a Western comic universe. I wish myself luck.

Reader's guide:

* First-person, unhinged comedy. The turtles are from the 2003 series. There wasn't any 2003 turtle fic on Jinjiang, so, frustrated, I decided to write my own. The plot and setting only cover up to Season Five. Any out-of-character moments are on me.

* All four turtles are love interests. I'm not choosing just one because I want them all.jpg. All other characters get wholehearted friendship and family love. April and Casey remain a couple, as in the original 2003 series.

* Potential dealbreaker: the protagonist is a Mary Sue with an absurdly overpowered cheat.

Theme: Turtles are adorable too.