A Pretty Kitty Slaps Me 108 Times

[Currently writing "Regretting My Contract Romance with a Possessive High School Boy"]

Rong Miao got into a car accident. When he woke up, he found himself possessing a cat.

He just wanted to check on his own body, but as soon as he reached the nursing home's entrance, a conscientious security guard scooped him up with a broom and tossed him out.

After a fierce struggle, Rong Miao crouched in a flower bed, covered in dirt, and officially accepted his identity as a stray cat.

When night fell, he sensed that something was very, very wrong.

The bad news: Spring has arrived, and kitty's going into heat.

The even worse news: There aren't any other cats around!! (Not that he'd want one anyway!)

Just as the heat was tormenting him beyond endurance, a hand grabbed him by the scruff.

"Kitty, how about I get you neutered?"

Rong Miao: !!

You can go get neutered! Your whole family can get neutered!!

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He immediately started acting obedient and managed to escape unharmed.

For the sake of good food and a comfortable life, Rong Miao swallowed his pride and decided to go home with his nemesis.

He copied what he'd seen in his memories, lifting a paw to step on his nemesis's leather shoe. He watched as the man pulled out his phone and took a bunch of pictures of him, then curled his tail in satisfaction.

That's right. Just try not to fall for me.

He jumped onto the sofa, only to see his nemesis editing his photo with the caption: "The cat I picked up stepped on my foot. Does it want to get neutered?"

Rong Miao: ********

1.

When the cat was injured, Xie Guanlan carried him all the way back, calling out to him and afraid he would fall asleep and never wake up again.

He felt like he was going crazy. He couldn't have Rong Miao, and he couldn't even keep the cat he loved.

He might really be going crazy. Otherwise, how could he possibly see his beloved, the person he longed for most, lying in his arms?

2.

Xie Guanlan went to great lengths to bring Rong Meowmeow back to his real body. Their relationship had been so bad that no one believed he would help out of the goodness of his heart.

After all that effort, he finally rescued Rong Miao, only for Rong Miao to turn around and pretend not to know him.

Xie Guanlan returned home in low spirits. The next day, he found a familiar-looking cat at his door.

Behind the cat was an even more familiar, stunning beauty.

Rong Miao's eyes darted around, his ears a little red. "It ran off on its own. I was looking for the cat..."

Xie Guanlan carried him straight into the bedroom, kissed him until his face turned red, then solemnly took a pair of cat ears out of the wardrobe.

"May I?"

Important:

1. A 10,000-word short story written for the author's personal tastes. Don't expect logic or overthink it. Free during serialization, probably starting this weekend.

2. Contains semi-coercive scenes. It's not a purely sweet romance.

3. The white cat is adorable, and is only used for jokes in the story.

4. In this story, soul-swapping comes at a cost, so everyone gets hurt.

5. Thanks to Teacher Jian Ci for the cover.

Theme: Seize the chaos and give him the meow-meow punch!