The Dumb Young Master Is Stuffed Full of Advanced Math Concepts

[A short story inspired by personal kinks, free while updating]

The young master of the Xu family got a 59 in advanced mathematics and proudly failed the course.

Even worse, his parents demanded that he pass through his own hard work and forcibly froze his bank cards.

Broke and unable to study, the young master had a flash of inspiration: his nemesis.

His nemesis, Wen Xu, had good grades, a good family background, and good looks.

Most importantly, he had money and knew how to study math.

He was practically perfect.

The young master lowered himself, swallowed his pride, and pestered him for a week until he managed to turn him into his boyfriend.

His newly minted boyfriend did his duty, tutoring him and giving him money. The young master passed his retake in tears, then turned around and dumped him.

He'd passed the retake and gotten his allowance back. Who still wanted to date their nemesis?

The young master had barely spent half a day having fun with his friends when someone came looking for him, tossed him over his shoulder in front of everyone, and carried him home.

"Young master, are you enjoying studying math?"

Even as he was being drilled with math concepts, the young master was still being asked questions.

"N-no..." The young master sniffled, ever willing to bend with the wind, and clung to the man. "Waaah, I don't want to study math. I'll be your wife instead, just don't make me study math, waaaah..."

Warnings

1. An evil combination of wild imagination and personal kinks.

2. It's a very short story, so there's not much plot and it doesn't take itself too seriously.

3. The leads are both willing participants and made for each other. Please don't apply real-world values or overanalyze it.

4. This isn't an attack on math. I love math.

Coming next: "My Ice-Cold Boss and I Share Sensations Through My Keyboard" ->

[Now updating | Kink-focused, please read the warnings]

Your family wants to put you through your paces, so they've temporarily confiscated your assets and made you a 996 office worker. Today is your sixth straight day of overtime. All your coworkers have left, but thanks to a last-minute assignment from your rotten boss, you're stuck until ten at night.

The subway is about to stop running. You grit your teeth, finish the work, and decide to head home, only to run into your boss in the elevator.

He's just gotten off work too, and when he sees you, he seems a little displeased.

You greet him. He responds coolly.

His reflection appears in the elevator doors. You notice he's undone two buttons at the collar of his shirt and taken off his stuffy black-rimmed glasses. To your surprise, beneath them is an extraordinarily beautiful face.

His eyes are a little red, as if he's just been crying.

Ding.

The elevator reaches the first floor, and you hurry out.

It's Monday, and sure enough, you're assigned overtime again.

Your unscrupulous boss even comes by to supervise in person.

You angrily pound away at your keyboard in front of him, only to notice his face is flushed and the air is thick with a sweet, fishy smell.

You sniff, then look over at him.

He's actually coming down with a fever in full view of the whole office.

Thinking maliciously, you pat your thigh and tell him to sit on your lap.

"Team Leader Shi, you wouldn't want anyone to see you in such a sorry state, would you?"

Warnings:

1. A kink-focused short story. The leads are made for each other. Please don't apply real-world values.

2. Everything serves the plot. Don't overthink the logic.

3. The pursuer dislikes the pursued at first because of the overtime, but once they get together, he'll be completely smitten.

4. Did anyone notice the little Easter egg on the cover? (Calling out!)

Theme: Advanced math is awful (not that linear algebra, probability, statistics, and calculus aren't awful too)