I Overhauled a Restrictive Novel at a Noble Academy [Book Transmigration]

Goofy heroine x secretly flirtatious hero

Fu Songqing transmigrated into an old-school, explicit novel.

System: "Your mission is to edit this SSS-rated restricted novel into a clean version."

Fu Songqing: "..." One glance was enough to make her feel like she'd go blind.

[Ye Tingxiao roughly pulled Su Aoxue toward him and shoved his huge cock into the heroine's mouth without a word.]

Fu Songqing had a sudden idea.

[Ye Tingxiao roughly pulled Su Aoxue toward him and shoved his giant chicken leg into the heroine's mouth without a word.]

She only had to change one word. She was a genius.

-

A year later, Fu Songqing looked at the male and female leads, who had both gotten into prestigious universities for their master's degrees, and nodded in satisfaction.

Join me in chanting our motto: The wise don't fall in love; single kings go all the way to master's and PhD degrees!

Yan Qizhen was a minor character in an explicit novel. From childhood on, there were always people around him who went into heat like animals, anywhere and anytime.

It drove him to distraction, and he detested them, until one day...

A boy from the next classroom angrily dragged a girl into the stairwell, saying things too obscene to repeat. He planted his feet wide and pinned her into a corner.

The girl half-heartedly unbuckled his belt.

Yan Qizhen had seen it all before and started to leave.

Suddenly, the boy pulled a giant chicken leg from nowhere and stuffed it into the girl's mouth.

Boy: ???

Heroine: ???

Yan Qizhen: Hm? This is kind of interesting.

-

Later,

Fu Songqing opened the door and saw a naked man on the bed. She was horrified. "Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

The man smiled seductively. "It's too hot in your room."

Fu Songqing brushed the snowflakes off her shoulders and glanced at the ice covering the floor.

She smiled. It was the last shred of politeness she had left.

The man wasn't the least bit embarrassed. He rose from the bed and walked toward her, step by step, his voice hoarse. "I think I'm going into heat, too..."

Fu Songqing turned and ran.

Unfortunately, she'd barely taken a step before the man hooked an arm around her waist and hauled her back. Her final sounds were swallowed between his lips and teeth.

"Mmm..."

P.S. The main couple is monogamous, both virgins, happy ending. A chaotic, meme-filled romp~

Theme: The wise don't fall in love; single kings go all the way to master's and PhD degrees