After My Technique Awakened, I Found My Entire Family Was Dead

[2025.3.4]

My name is Zenin Saku. When my cursed technique awakened, I was successfully set up as an honored figure in this feudal clan. But after I finally shook every person's hand and completed the first KPI of my life, I made a horrifying discovery:

Why are so many people going to drink Granny Meng's soup on the same day!?

The Bridge of Helplessness is going to be so crowded that day, isn't it?

What's going on? Not only is the entire Zenin clan going to drink Granny Meng's soup, but my classmates and underclassmen are going too, even though they're so young!

This is just too weird. I'm surrounded by unlucky people!

"How dare you! I'm a prophet who's going to lead everyone to a be! How can you not believe me?"

Zenin Saku opened his eyes wide. Geto hesitantly highlighted the key part of his words.

"Be? Why would you need to lead us to a bad ending?"

Zenin Saku looked shocked. "It means best ending!"

Gojo felt like laughing in exasperation. "Please, just say happy ending, or spell the whole thing out! You really are an ignorant fool!"

Zenin Saku looked sympathetically at the two guys who wouldn't live long and magnanimously decided not to argue with them.

Zenin Toji was pleased with the prize money he'd won at the horse races. He rarely got to feel like a winner, and the corners of his mouth lifted wildly.

Zenin Saku, dragged to the racetrack by his foolish older brother, slurped his cola and coldly crossed out Horse Number Four.

"That one's going to be last."

Zenin Toji kept a straight face and picked another horse.

"This one's no good either."

With luck like yours, no wonder you ended up drinking Granny Meng's soup so young. Zenin Saku sighed and rubbed his forehead.

Theme: Happy endings are the best!