A scheming beauty princess impersonator with zero combat ability as the top, VS a super-strong, goofy skeleton knight who is a sucker for pretty faces as the bottom
Blurb:
The bottom is a skeleton knight of a certain kingdom.
One day, the king sends him to protect the princess, who grew up far away in a castle, and bring her home. The king tells him that the princess has long golden hair, wears a crystal crown and a gorgeous pink princess dress, is the prettiest and cutest girl around, and lives in a castle.
The knight commits every detail to memory. After enduring countless hardships, he reaches the castle and brings the princess safely before the king.
The king asks, "Where is my princess?"
The knight pulls the top out from behind him.
The king, a devoted father to his daughter, looks at the "princess": "This... isn't my princess..."
The knight turns around.
The top lowers his eyes, looking delicate and frail.
Completely smitten, the thickheaded knight stubbornly questions the princess's own father: "Long golden hair, a crystal crown, a pink princess dress, pretty and cute, and living in a castle. How could this possibly not be the princess!?"
The princess's father, the king: "..."
P.S.:
A fairy-tale style story.
The top is an innocent passerby who happened to pass by the castle and was kidnapped by the real princess. After being coerced and enticed, he had no choice but to become her stand-in.
The real princess ran off to protect the prince she truly loved.
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Blurb saved on 2025-02-22.
Theme: Love makes flesh and blood grow in a frenzy.