I Don't Want to Raise Humans!

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Blurb:

An unidentified meteorite crashes, and species around the world begin to mutate.

Bai Bai,

A Class 3S mutated life-form, a gigantic white-glowing jellyfish, and the master of the S253 Special Hazard Zone.

In Year 117 of the apocalypse, a human child wanders into his lair.

Tiny. Filthy.

Bai Bai's tentacles twitch restlessly.

Throw it out. It's so dirty.

The next day,

The human child shows up again.

Bai Bai: I'll throw it out again.

On the third day,

Bai Bai sees the human child show up yet again. His tentacles flail as he roars, "Are you leaving or not?!!!"

The child pouts, and tears patter down.

Bai Bai's flailing tentacles freeze.

And then,

He gets saddled with this little human.

Mu Shiye,

An ability-user experimental subject created through human experimentation, a rabid dog from a research institute that bites whoever he's pointed at.

In Year 110 of the apocalypse, he single-handedly destroyed the institute's headquarters.

When he opens his eyes again, he finds he's been reborn in the body of a fragile human child he could crush with one finger.

To survive, he has no choice but to trespass into the white-glowing jellyfish's territory.

A Class 3S mutated... No, just a stupid jellyfish.

Bai Bai, who has no brain, raises and raises and raises his little human until, at last, he raises him... into a wreck.

He looks at Mu Shiye, who's returned from an outing stinking and filthy once again, like a ragged doll with its stuffing falling out. Bai Bai is so worried that his tentacles fall off one by one.

Bai Bai yanks at a tentacle: I have to fix it (crossed out) raise him back to health all over again.

After causing trouble at the research institute, Mu Shiye lies on the ground, covered in wounds, waiting for the jellyfish to come pick him up and take him home.

Bai Bai appears.

Ignoring the blood spilling from his mouth, Mu Shiye reaches out. "Bai Bai..."

Bai Bai bends down and picks up the human. With a stern face, he corrects the human's mistake: "I raised you. According to human customs, you should call me Mother or Mom."

Mu Shiye: ...

#The Years My Beloved Male Jellyfish Was So Keen on Making Me Call Him Mom#

Bai Bai × Mu Shiye

A silly jellyfish top who tries his best to raise a human × a filthy little human bottom with incredible vitality

Blurb dated 2024-12-07, updated 2025-01-02.

Upcoming: Don't Pick Up Robots Carelessly

A timid, spineless (not really) sex robot top with a specialty ×

A kindhearted, honest, sturdy countryman bottom

Blurb:

I'm a freshly manufactured robot.

One day, the mechanical-arm crew loaded the 2096th batch of XA9-series robots onto a spaceship. I was one of them.

I was excited, but nervous.

I'd soon be placed in a transparent display case for sale.

I was so excited ^O^

What would my future owner be like?

Would he like me?

Before I could even imagine what my future owner would look like, the spaceship I was on crashed.

I arrived on a very backward planet.

Sitting among the wreckage, I dug out the severed limbs of one compatriot after another.

I had to face the truth:

I was the only one left from batch 2096.

I was devastated. Well, I was pretending. I didn't really feel anything.

Sitting on the spaceship wreckage, I thought about

how to sell myself.

While I was thinking, a burly man dismantled my shattered compatriots into little parts and loaded them into a vehicle.

I was terrified. Shaking, I found a box, dumped out what was inside, and hid in it.

But I didn't expect that this scary man wouldn't even spare the box.

He took me home and pulled me out of it.

I was even more scared.

So while the man was wiping me down, I moved my activation button under his hand and entered his biometric information. He became my owner.

*

The mechanic Fang Xie bought an all-purpose assistant robot from the interstellar web.

Robot: ???

An assistant robot? Aren't I a sex robot?

P.S.

Everyday life of a couple doting on each other in an interstellar setting.

Blurb saved on 2024-12-11.

Theme: Love slowly unravels, and we persevere through adversity.