Sharp-Tongued Tease x Adorable Little Firecracker
Blurb pending polish
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Le Xinghua is a hugely popular blogger with a million followers, known for his abstract art and comedy skits. At twenty-five, he's been single his whole life, but at last he's fallen for a handsome guy.
So he got the guy's friend request, expecting him to be the cool, aloof type. Instead, the guy posted to his feed so often, you'd think he was running xx Watch.
Le Xinghua removed him as a friend.
Le Xinghua thought it would be ages before he fell for someone again. But only a few days later, he spotted a cool, handsome guy in a white shirt.
Determined to find himself a boyfriend, he charged over before he could even get a good look at the guy's face and confidently said, "Hey, handsome, can I add you on WeChat?"
According to Le Xinghua's anguished recollection:
He had barely looked up when he saw that the handsome guy had the exact same face he'd seen just a few days earlier. The guy's mouth was as venomous as ever as he hit him with a savage taunt: "Well, well. I didn't know you were such a player."
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Le Xinghua has an online cover singer he really likes, called MS. They're incredibly gentle.
Ever since meeting Pei Shengyu, Le Xinghua has felt that Pei Shengyu is a disgrace to that voice.
The reason is simple: Pei Shengyu and MS sound exactly alike.
But Pei Shengyu is nowhere near as gentle as MS. His mouth is even fouler than the beagle he owns.
One day after getting together with Pei Shengyu, they were forced to take part in a couples' challenge that required them to sing a love song.
At the sound of that familiar voice, Le Xinghua finally realized his boyfriend was MS.
Le Xinghua pulled out his main account, which he had never used to follow anyone, ready to have a passionate mutual follow with Pei Shengyu.
Then he saw Pei Shengyu open his following list. Right there in his special-notifications list was the account yue.b.b.
There was no doubt about it: Le Xinghua was yue.b.b.
Le Xinghua: OvO! My husband is both my idol and my biggest fan!
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Lately, fans of MS and yue.b.b have noticed that their favorite bloggers seem to be together.
During MS's recent livestream, MS suddenly muted the mic and disappeared from view. A few seconds later, a pair of slender hands held up a tablet. It read: [The kitchen's on fire... MS went to put it out. Please wait a few minutes (stick figure sliding to its knees Or2)]
Someone recognized the handwriting. It was exactly the same as the handwriting in yue.b.b's videos.
#BothPureAndEachOther'sFirstLoveHE
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