The All-Language Cursed Speech Sorcerer

After transmigrating to another world, the good news is: I have a golden finger!

The bad news: My golden finger is a clueless AI with an intense sense of déjà vu. It calls itself "Baobao" and often dumps inexplicable tasks on people before waiting for them to ask questions...

But there's even better news: All the students around me are geniuses with incredible comprehension!

Watching her classmates rack their brains, Fu Ge asks Baobao with a look that says, "I guess I have no choice" and "I'll indulge you just this once":

"Baobao, help me put together a tutorial on mastering the Reverse Cursed Technique from absolute zero, using the simplest language and easiest methods possible."

Fu Ge reads the golden finger's reply aloud in a deadpan voice: "I won't beat around the bush. I've put together a fun introductory guide that's easy for absolute beginners to understand and remember, simplifying the complex technique as much as possible! Here's the key point first: the Reverse Cursed Technique is the inverse application of cursed energy... Would you like me to condense the tutorial into three ultra-simple rules to help you memorize it quickly?"

A certain white-haired boy was overjoyed. Before she'd even finished the last word, a faint white light had already appeared in his hands.

Fu Ge: ...Ha ha, so it wasn't the AI that was useless. It was humanity!

When the Star Plasma Vessel incident came around, Fu Ge humbly asked for advice:

"Baobao, is there a way to make a clone of this girl in front of me?"

Facing her classmates' trusting, expectant gazes, Fu Ge solemnly nodded. "There is, everyone. There has to be a way." Then she read the AI's reply aloud in a deadpan voice: "I totally understand how urgent this feels! By analyzing cursed energy wavelengths, soul frequencies, and compatibility parameters, I'll provide you with the fastest and most effective plan for creating a Star Plasma Vessel clone..."

The Star Plasma Vessel herself: What are you even talking about?! ...Wait... You two, the ones over there blindly getting right to work, stop, stop, stop! Aaaaaah!

Until that day...

"Baobao, help me put together a detailed guide to killing the King of Curses."

The two plain rice noodles: ?!! A huge crisis!!

*I'll stand right here, without hiding, dodging, detouring, or running away, and kill you fair and square.

*The curse spirit wasn't wrong. I was just too right!

*I don't know. They shouted something like, "AI is the most twisted curse!" and charged right in...

Reader's guide:

1. The golden finger is limitless, and the heroine is the strongest. The pairing is with No. 5, an instant-love romance between a heaven-sent elementary schooler and another child. The main plot remains a satisfying power fantasy where the heroine steamrolls her way forward, punishes villains, and saves every good character from a bad ending in the original story. I want to give everyone a childhood spent trying to play normally in a world that isn't normal.

2. A lighthearted story full of banter, with very, very little grandstanding or life advice. The timeline has been heavily altered. I do not accept writing advice in any form.

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Theme: Love and peace