The Shiwu is a small, harmless snake half a meter wide and weighing a ton.
The biggest wish of every spirit is to transform into a human being, and Shiwu is no exception. However, he has been practicing in the mountains for many years and has grown in size. He cannot transform into a human being, which makes him extremely distressed.
And for some reason, the villagers in the village at the foot of the mountain always gave him gifts, saying they were some kind of sacrifice, disturbing his peace.
Shiwu doesn't like people, he likes to eat rabbits, and he can only drag people back to the road every time.
After working hard to transport people, they would be beaten seven inches, and occasionally they would be scratched with a knife.
Bad people.
Until that day, the villagers sent another person.
Tall, handsome, and extremely good-looking, Shi Wu couldn't help but look at him twice.
He was about to send the person to the highway as usual, and while he was dragging the person away, he suddenly felt light.
... Huh?
Shiwu lowered his head and saw first a head of long black hair, and then a pair of human hands tightly hugging the sacrifice's thin waist.
He suddenly became human.
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He Ye, the son of the richest man, is the president of N Mountaineering Club.
He has climbed snow-capped mountains, descended into the deep sea, and even taken a plane to go skydiving. He is bold and chic. He can go to various remote tourist destinations at a glance and has countless fans in the self-media.
The rollover happened unexpectedly.
Obviously he just came to the mountainous area to experience the local customs, but when he woke up, he was tied up by the aborigines and carried to a giant python as thick as his waist, saying that he was going to be used as a sacrifice.
In order not to die in the snake's belly, He Ye tightened his grip on the dagger and calmly searched for the seven inches of the long snake.
The next moment, the cold touch disappeared, replaced by a warm embrace.
He also raised his eyebrows and looked at the snake that turned into a beautiful young man in front of him, and the other person's two penises against his...
Snakes are lascivious in nature.
He also felt that he understood what kind of sacrificial method this was.
Tsk, isn't that what you have to do? It's so troublesome.
He directly pushed Shi Wu, who was still in a daze, to the ground and said impatiently: "Hurry up and let me go when you're done."
Shiwu: "... Huh?"
He Ye had already begun to undress and sneered: "What else? I am a man, do you still want me to stay and give birth to a baby snake for you?"
Shi Wu: Huh? ? ?
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Shiwu did something bad.
After one night, he looked at the embarrassed man and felt extremely guilty.
In order to take care of the other person, he brought the person to his beautiful residence made of bones, taught the other person how to hunt, and how to borrow rabbits from the village. With He Ye's help, he had clothes for the first time, and ate the spicy rabbit head that he had longed for, and he shed tears from the spicy food.
At the same time, he also discovered the reason why he became human - as long as he was around He Ye, his cultivation progress would advance by leaps and bounds, and his improvement would be even greater after close contact.
Shi Wu secretly made up his mind that he must hunt well, raise He Ye well, and let He Ye cook for him for a lifetime.
But after gradually learning about the situation in the mountain village, He Ye became more serious and prepared to go out and call the police after recovering.
At this moment, Shi Wu was shocked to find that He Ye's belly had grown...
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He Ye left anyway. After leaving two snake eggs, he carefully told Shi Wu to wait for him to come back to pick him up before leaving.
The day after He Ye left, police cars surrounded the entire mountain village. They dug up countless bones from the back of the mountain, demolished Shiwu's bone hut, and even looked for a giant python with guns.
Shi Wu was very frightened, and while he still had some magic power, he turned into a human and ran away holding the two eggs.
He didn't know where to run, so he took the egg with him and asked where "He Ye" was, and groped his way to the capital.
The capital was extremely prosperous, and Shiwu walked alone through the bustling city, and finally took the little snake into a high-class banquet and found his mother.
I saw the man who would pinch his cheeks harshly in the mountain village, kiss him gently, and teach him how to live in detail, changed into a formal suit, looked very powerful, and threatened with a sneer.
"Since you can't find who is poaching, then all of you should stop doing it."
Shiwu: 0.0
Shiwu hugged the egg and said tremblingly: "Wife...?"
#In the mountains, my wife didn't say she was a boss either QAQ#
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Shi Wu x He Ye
The beautiful Snake Gong who looks fierce but is actually an idiot
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Courageous handsome guy suffers
1. Yes, Snake has two.
2. In the mountains in the early stage and in the city in the later stage, bad guys will be punished
3. There are eggs and little snakes (no human form)
4. Lei Meng took it upon himself, and his speech will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding.
Intention: There is a stupid snake