What Could a Little Snake Do Wrong?

[Mainly Top's Perspective] [Naturally Dark-Humored, Younger Top x Intersex, Cool Handsome Guy, Humanity's Strongest Bottom]

The top has two, and the bottom is intersex.

Ji Bai is a little snake with delicate white scales and beautiful red eyes.

Its lifelong wish is to find another snake just as beautiful as itself, have eggs with that beautiful snake, and raise a whole nest of its own little snake babies.

It has lots of family members, and they all live together in a dark jungle.

The jungle is called "Instance 82." Every day, groups of humans are sent in, and that's when they get to eat.

Family member number one: a giant redwood. It silently spreads its roots beneath human feet, then feeds on them when the ground collapses.

Family member number two: a woodpecker as tall as an adult. It can peck open a human's head in one bite. The sound is crisp and lovely, and everyone who hears it is moved to tears.

Family member number three: a piranha with sharp teeth. It usually sleeps in a clear stream, but when humans come to fetch water, it starts eating right then and there.

Family member number four: ...

Ji Bai is a little snake only as thick as an arm. It isn't venomous and can't squeeze humans to death, so it can only rely on its family for food.

That day, Instance 82 opened for the 6,183rd time, and a group of humans cautiously entered the dense forest.

The human in the lead had short black hair, a slender waist and long legs, and a stern expression. Holding a long saber, he moved nimbly through the forest.

A beautiful human.

But that's not the point.

Snakes see through thermal imaging, so in Ji Bai's eyes, clothes might as well not exist.

Ji Bai clearly saw that the human in the lead had two reproductive organs.

It had two, too! They were a perfect match!

It had to be a snake!

At last, Ji Bai had found a beautiful snake. It leaped at the human and wrapped itself around him, stopping the redwood from draining the human's nutrients.

Redwood: That's a human. What are you doing?

Ji Bai: That's a snake QAQ

Woodpecker: Wake up! Get down this instant! That human is dangerous! Let me save you!

Ji Bai: That's the snake I'm looking for! QAQ

Piranha: ?

Ji Bai: Snake!

Happily, it rubbed against the stiff human.

A beautiful black snake! Must have eggs!

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Lin Zheshuang, the one who can kill any god who stands in his way in the game Gods' Game.

Rumor has it that he's cool, sharp, ruthless, and cold-hearted. The top player in the game, he's admired by countless people.

That day, he was pulled into the instance Dark Forest, where the survival rate was zero.

As everyone speculated and placed bets on whether he would make it back alive, a flash of white light appeared at the instance entrance.

Lin Zheshuang came out after just one day inside.

He was the only one who came out.

His clothes were disheveled, his steps unsteady, and a huge white snake was wrapped around his waist, its tongue still hissing.

Lin Zheshuang pressed his lips together, forcing himself to walk forward with a cool expression. As he went, he pinched the snake at the back of its neck and tossed it to the ground.

The white snake landed on the ground and, under everyone's astonished gaze, turned into a beautiful boy with long white hair and red eyes.

The ends of the boy's long hair were made up of little white snake heads. Looking aggrieved, he ran forward and grabbed Lin Zheshuang's hand. The white snake heads leaned closer.

"Black Snake, you can't run around while carrying my eggs."

Lin Zheshuang: .

Everyone: !

Everyone stared in bewilderment as Lin Zheshuang scooped up the beautiful boy and hurried away, falling into a deep silence.

#So, did humanity's strongest abduct an instance boss, or did the instance boss fall in love with humanity's strongest?#

A clingy, naturally dark-humored, nonhuman younger top

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A cool, intersex, handsome bottom with a poker face

A top-perspective story. Beautiful top, handsome bottom. Any talk of switching roles is forbidden.

The top pursues the bottom first. Later, when he realizes the bottom isn't a snake, he runs away, and the bottom chases after him. In truth, they've liked each other for ages. It's a love story about a pair of silly sweethearts.

Content warnings:

1. The bottom will lay eggs and give birth to little snakes.

2. Later on, Ji Bai realizes Lin Zheshuang isn't a snake, so the top runs away while carrying the eggs.

3. The top's original form is the White Lady, a kind of snake. Just as the name suggests, he's beautiful, affectionate, and a bit temperamental, a gorgeous top. The bottom is an intersex, cool handsome guy.

If this isn't your thing, please respect the author's preferences and hit the back button. I haven't misrepresented the story or lured you in just to kill you. My preferences are simply a bit niche. If they bother you, I apologize. Love and peace.

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