I Really Am Not Fluffy

Everyone knows what the bottom likes.

Among all the things he adores, he loves tigers most, to the point of obsession. He even declared that he would never marry in this life, and would only be with a tiger.

Even children passing by would call him a "tiger nut."

Until one day, he rescued a white tiger from a hunter.

The white tiger's lithe body drew the bottom's gaze, and its fluffy form made him want to throw himself on it and bury his face in its fur.

After confirming that the white tiger wouldn't bite, the bottom ate and lived with him. Every day, he would pet the tiger's fur, rub his face against its soft belly, and hug him while grinning and calling him:

"Good boy!"

Later, the bottom placed third in the imperial examinations and was summoned to the palace to meet the Emperor.

The Emperor looked him up and down, then pulled him straight over.

He stroked the bottom's head and sniffed the scent at his neck.

Then, his face darkened as he shouted:

"How dare you call me a good boy?"

The bottom: ?

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