What's Wrong with a Spotted Dove That Can't Build a Nest?

Spotted dove bottom x designer top

The bottom was a child star, handsome and good at playing to the camera, but a little dopey. Everyone thought he was adorable.

He loved watching home makeover shows, so he boldly signed up. The person assigned to work with him was the top.

Top's thoughts: A celebrity this famous probably hired a better designer for his home. He shouldn't need too many changes.

But when the top went to inspect the bottom's place, he was stunned.

A war-torn Syria look, cold concrete floors, no proper finishes or furnishings...

Bottom: (tilts his head) What's wrong? ovo

Top: Your place is really like this?

Bottom: Yep ovo

The top stayed up all night rushing through twenty design drafts and sent them all to the bottom to choose from.

Bottom: This one's nice, and that one's nice too. How about I buy a few more houses and you design them all?

Top: (liver aches)

Then the bottom got so overwhelmed by all the choices that he went to build a nest in an empty flowerpot at the top's house.

The top woke up in the morning and picked up the fat pigeon living at his place: ?

(The blurb hasn't been fleshed out yet, so don't scrutinize the logic for now.)

Theme: Protecting spotted doves is everyone's responsibility.