After his classmates called him a monster, elementary schooler Geto met his future self.
The adult version of him told him that in twenty years, the world would be destroyed by someone called the King of Curses. If he could prevent his best friend's death, perhaps he could save the world.
Little Geto thought for a long time, then looked up and asked, "What's a best friend?"
Unfortunately, his adult self soon disappeared, and Little Geto never got an answer.
Little Geto, who had never had a friend, let alone a best friend, thought that maybe if he found one and then saved the world, people would stop calling him a monster.
So Little Geto set off alone to find his best friend.
He met a cursed spirit that could only open its mouth and make dumb noises.
Little Geto: "Excuse me, do you know where I can find my best friend?"
The cursed spirit didn't answer, so he subdued it.
He met a young man with a scar at the corner of his mouth who was exorcising curses with a weapon, and politely went up to ask him.
"Excuse me, are you my best friend?"
The runaway, who had just been promoted to sorcerer killer, looked back. "Huh?"
He met a little kid trapped in a tree by a cursed spirit, defeated the curse, and successfully rescued them.
After climbing down from the tree, the little sunbeam wasn't scared at all and was grinning from ear to ear. "Geto-senpai, you're so cool!"
Little Geto: ...This one probably isn't it.
There was also the short-tempered shrine maiden, the girl who said she'd be his best friend if he paid her, and the muscular man with a huge beard and sunglasses.
Yaga: Do I really need to be included?
Then one day, outside a dessert shop, he saw a white-haired, blue-eyed boy in a white hoodie, his gaze proud and cold.
Little Geto: M-Maybe my heart's fluttering a little.
He was just about to go say hello when the boy shut him down.
Little Gojo glanced over coldly and said without a shred of politeness, "Who are you supposed to be?"
Little Geto: He's a bit annoying. This guy probably isn't my best friend.
Little Gojo: "Hey, buy me strawberry cake, and I'll hear you out."
Little Geto decided he wouldn't hold it against a kid with albinism and poor health.
So he spent what little pocket money he had to treat him anyway.
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Later, Little Geto was awkwardly invited to Little Gojo's house, where he discovered that Gojo had a lookalike at home: a grown-up version of him, a crazy, arrogant, bandage-wearing Gojo. He was stunned.
He looked at the Little Gojo beside him, then up at the grown-up Gojo in front of him, who was overflowing with adult charm, and murmured a question.
"Excuse me, are you my best friend?"
Little Gojo stomped around angrily. "Suguru! Isn't your best friend me?!"
The adult bandage-wearing Gojo grinned. "Of course Suguru is my best friend. What does a brat like you know about best friends?"
Little Gojo hurriedly grabbed Little Geto. "Don't look at him! I'm all the best friend Suguru needs!"
Little Geto didn't dare argue, even though Gojo hadn't said that before.
◆Reader Advisory◆
1. The adult Geto and Gojo aren't from the same world, and they won't appear at the same time.
2. Since this is a story about elementary-school-aged Geto and Gojo, there won't be any romance between them for now. Maybe when they grow up.
3. The synopsis is tentative. It may or may not change.
◆Coming Soon◆
The Strongest Toddler's Livestreaming Life
If you asked Tianzhi what it was like to be the strongest toddler,
his answer would be: the best!
His dad is the strongest Six Eyes user in the jujutsu world, and his father is the most evil curse user, the one with the squinty eyes.
From the moment he was born, he was the Gojo family's treasure, the Star Religious Group's darling, and the Technical College's little tyrant. No one in the entire jujutsu world dared to cross him.
As his dad put it: "Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one."
The only problem is that less than five years after the Shinjuku Showdown, a bunch of nobodies start popping up and challenging his dad's claim to being the strongest, keeping their family from getting any peace.
Tianzhi sighs: You guys sure are brave.
My dad is the Gojo family's strongest Six Eyes user, the man who defeated the King of Curses to become the strongest sorcerer in history, the unofficial king of the higher-ups, the emperor of the jujutsu world!
In short, he could crush you with one finger.
Then he sees the rotten oranges making a comeback, getting ready to hold his father and the Star Religious Group responsible.
Tianzhi sighs: You could almost let it slide before, but being this reckless now is just asking to die.
Now his dad and father are fighting side by side, and they'll kill anyone who gets in their way, whether gods or Buddhas.
He thinks it's time to remind everyone how ruthless his dad and father were back in the day.
The strongest toddler's livestream begins!
A livestream from the future calms the tense standoff outside the Technical College.
After learning the streamer's identity, the sorcerers from the Star Religious Group and the Technical College give the two men at the front strange looks.
So the two of you act like sworn enemies in public, but secretly you've already had a kid?
What are you doing now? Are we all part of your little play?
The Star Religious Group's leader grits his teeth. "Gojo and I are both men. How could we possibly have a child?!"
Everyone else: Oh, we're doomed. He only denied that they had a child, which means everything else is true!
Not only do they hear the juiciest gossip about the strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world, they also get a wealth of information from the future.
A Special Grade cursed spirit who never fights weak opponents.
A man who seals the strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world with just one sentence.
The absolute strongest, the King of Curses who doesn't understand love.
The brain that spent its whole life as a mastermind, reached the end of the story, and still had no idea what it had been planning.
Everyone else: Uh, is the future really this absurd?
Tianzhi holds up a finger: If we don't intervene a little, it'll get even more absurd.
But it's fine. I can call my parents over to help.
Reader Advisory:
1. This is a toddler story, but it will have lots of romance between the parents.
2. Geto and other characters will be put through the wringer, and there will be plenty of wild jokes and overused memes. Read at your discretion.
3. Pairings undecided.
Theme: Love can make up for regrets
Congratulations on the completion! Is the head of the family, Satoru, still traveling to save a pair of Wu Xia? It's too miserable, right? The widower [crying]
Can the head of the family have his own Jie [crying] [crying] [crying] I hope every Wu has a wife [crying] Being a widower is a tonic [crying]
After losing her husband, someone learns not to eat meal replacements... Can I make a fortune in the world of Teacher Jie and House Master Wu in the future?
It looks great. I originally thought that Dawu and Dajie would be together (a little disgusted), but no, it's great! ! That's how it should be [spreading flowers]
[Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart] I bought a ring and rounded it off to get married [Lop-eared rabbit head][Lopp-eared rabbit head][Lopp-eared rabbit head]
Please open the next book for cubs, I just like watching male mothers die in society
The owner of the house realizes it, oh oh oh oh
Haha, I feel like you shouldn't ask this question to your future self, right?
Care about my wife [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] Especially good Xiaowu [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head]
Why is it that Yijizhi is unlucky enough to beat up workers everywhere [dog head]
Congratulations on the completion! Is the head of the family, Satoru, still traveling to save a pair of Wu Xia? It's too miserable, right? The widower [crying]
Can the head of the family have his own Jie [crying] [crying] [crying] I hope every Wu has a wife [crying] Being a widower is a tonic [crying]
After losing her husband, someone learns not to eat meal replacements... Can I make a fortune in the world of Teacher Jie and House Master Wu in the future?
It looks great. I originally thought that Dawu and Dajie would be together (a little disgusted), but no, it's great! ! That's how it should be [spreading flowers]
[Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart] I bought a ring and rounded it off to get married [Lop-eared rabbit head][Lopp-eared rabbit head][Lopp-eared rabbit head]
Please open the next book for cubs, I just like watching male mothers die in society
The owner of the house realizes it, oh oh oh oh
Haha, I feel like you shouldn't ask this question to your future self, right?
Care about my wife [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] Especially good Xiaowu [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head]
Why is it that Yijizhi is unlucky enough to beat up workers everywhere [dog head]