ABO Cannon Fodder, but a Vampire

#After transmigrating into a book, I became an ABO hooligan who loves biting people’s necks#

#Sorry, this vampire from out of town doesn't know the rules#

#But you smell so good, friend!#

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Xi Xuegui is reading a novel when he's suddenly switched places with a minor character who awakens inside the ABO novel The Gilded False God.

The minor character laughs. "Take my place and suffer! You'll be drugged, imprisoned, and used as a blood bag. You'll be cursed, abandoned, and made the scapegoat!"

Xi Xuegui, a half-vampire who's been hungry for eighteen years, looks at this world, laid out like a grand feast, in disbelief. You mean I can eat all these humans who taste like strawberries, wine, and barbecue to my heart's content?

Friend, that's not suffering. That's heaven.

And so Xi Xuegui happily starts living life as an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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It's just that Jin Miya, the protagonist of The Gilded False God, seems a little off.

He's supposed to be a dangerously beautiful, lethally ruthless, top-tier Enigma, adored by countless people and followed by countless more.

But the Jin Miya Xi Xuegui meets is a poser, sarcastic, and always talking in riddles.

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Jin Miya Zelo thinks people are boring. Without exception, they fear him, love him, and want to possess him.

Everyone, that is, except the strange Xi Xuegui.

So they become good friends.

But eventually, Jin Miya isn't satisfied with being just a good friend. He wants more, so he tricks his good friend Xi Xuegui into starting a family with him.

Even if Xi Xuegui doesn't love him, even if Xi Xuegui is always staring at other people's necks!

It's fine. After all, he had to trick and beg Xi Xuegui into it!

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But on their wedding night, Jin Miya still breaks down.

Because Xi Xuegui ignores his glands completely and only wants to bite into his carotid artery.

Facing Xi Xuegui, who tries to trade him in for another husband on their wedding night, Jin Miya wipes away his tears, puts on a stern face, and leaves home.

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Xi Xuegui has always thought Jin Miya has no scent, until their wedding night, when he discovers that no one in the world smells better than Jin Miya.

So Jin Miya, who's left home, receives a message from Xi Xuegui asking to make up:

[Forget fried chicken and barbecue skewers, you're my one true love]

[All those fruits and cakes are just passing through, you're my one and only]

[Don't listen to their nonsense. You'll be my only husband for the rest of my life!]

It's so cheesy, but Jin Miya is touched enough to decide to go home.

When he opens the door, he finds an A who smells like leather, an O who smells like honeydew melon, an A who smells like a hamburger, an O who smells like coffee... sitting on the genuine leather sofa. His spouse is having the time of his life, surrounded by admirers.

Jin Miya: Hah.

Xi Xuegui: OvO

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Xi Xuegui, who is a ghost by gender and a vampire by nature, but tries hard to be human every day

and

The top Enigma, who is a vampire by gender and a ghost by nature, and wonders every day if his wife loves him

Theme: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step