The Child of Fortune Calls Me Dad

[Rewriting an old story, 300,000 words saved up before launch]

I'm a famous life coach, the sort of expert who dishes out advice from the sidelines without having to live by it.

By a stroke of fate, I became a System after a car accident: the Life Mentor System. My job is to transmigrate through three thousand worlds and guide misguided kids back onto the path to glory.

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In reality, though, I'm sharp-tongued and ruthless.

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So when I meet a poor little thing whose family fortune has been stolen and who has to live under someone else's roof, I coldly say: "Kind people get bullied. If you're weak, you'll get beaten."

In the end, the frail, sweet little thing transforms into a muscular six-foot-two hunk and stands before me without a hint of expression.

Me: "Big guy... let's talk this out... Mmph."

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When I meet a gloomy boy whose father doesn't care about him, whose mother doesn't love him, and whose younger brother is annoying, I say without a care: "Ha! You're a loser who hides in a corner feeling sorry for himself. You have no talent, no credentials, and no connections. If I were your dad, I wouldn't think much of you either."

In the end, the gloomy boy's eyes are unfathomably deep.

Me: "...CEO, your dad gave me ten million to leave you."

The next day, the CEO's dad only had a thousand a month in pocket money.

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When I meet a former prodigy whose martial arts have been crippled and whose face has been disfigured, I say without mercy: "Hey, look on the bright side. It doesn't matter how strong or handsome you are if your brains are still the same."

In the end, a peerless hero stands before me, tall and imposing, while I sit happily on the phoenix throne.

Later, many Systems come to ask me for advice, hoping to learn how to succeed like I have.

I smile calmly, confident I have everything under control:

1. Keep your tongue sharp.

2. Be ruthless.

3. Fall in love~

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Couple:

A ridiculous, laid-back, sharp-tongued mentor shou & a favored-by-fate, virtuous gong big shot

Theme: You don't need to prove yourself to anyone; just keep striving.