All the NPCs Are My Food Reserves

[New story next door: I, Greed, Want Cash is now underway!]

#The biggest cheat I gave my protagonist is that he’s the only vampire in the entire world#

#How’s that for a cheat?!#

#The whole world is his blood bank#

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Everyone used to think that the hottest game around, Netherworld, was a straightforward horror escape game. That was until one day, they met a strange human with red eyes.

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While everyone else was desperately trying to escape, he leisurely eyed the NPCs’ necks.

While everyone else was desperately solving puzzles, he slept soundly in a bed that looked just like a coffin.

While everyone else was trembling in fear...

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He yawned and said to the man beside him, “I’m tired. I don’t want to play this round anymore.”

The handsome Demon King heartily agreed. He folded away his wings and conjured up the item he’d prepared to clear the level. “Come on, darling. I’ve booked a table at your favorite restaurant.”

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The other players: …???

Why did I ever think he was human?

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Hearing about this, the last vampire in the world stroked the black wings of his sugar daddy and asked in disbelief, “Have we really been forgotten to this extent?”

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Later, all the players wept when a mandatory S-rank instance was announced. Why do I have to memorize Five Thousand Years of Vampire History just to play an escape game?!

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Pairing:

A receiver who thinks the essence of gaming is eating and sleeping and an attacker who’s a Demon King but just wants to slack off

Both leads are each other’s only ones!!!

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Ta-da! A new story next door is here~ It’s already underway!

After Becoming a System, I Helped the Child of Fortune Rise to Greatness

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I’m a famous life coach, the kind of expert who can dish out advice without having to live by it.

By chance, after a car accident, I became a System: a life mentor System. My job is to transmigrate through three thousand worlds and guide children who have lost their way back to the road to glory.

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But in truth, I’m a vampire, sharp-tongued and ruthless. Seeing those self-pitying kids just makes me angry.

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So when I meet a poor soul whose family fortune was stolen and who’s been forced to live under someone else’s roof, my cold response is: “Kindness gets you bullied. You’re weak, so you get beaten.”

In the end, the frail and kind-hearted wretch transforms into a muscular six-foot-three man, standing expressionlessly before me.

Me: Big guy... let’s talk this out... mmph.

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When I meet a gloomy boy whose father doesn’t care about him, whose mother doesn’t love him, and whose little brother is a pain, I’m unmoved: “Ha. You’re a useless nobody, moping in a corner. No talent, no credentials, no connections. If I were your dad, I wouldn’t like you either.”

In the end, the gloomy boy’s eyes are fathomless.

Me: ...CEO, your dad gave me ten million to leave you.

The next day, the CEO’s dad had only a thousand a month in pocket money.

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When I meet a former genius whose martial arts have been crippled and whose face has been disfigured, I’m merciless: “Hey, look on the bright side. It doesn’t matter how strong or handsome you are, not with that brain of yours.”

In the end, the peerless hero stands before me, tall and imposing, while I sit happily on the phoenix throne.

Later, many Systems came to me, hoping to learn how they could be as successful as I was.

I smiled calmly, confident I had everything under control:

1. Be sharp-tongued.

2. Be ruthless.

3. Fall in love~

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Pairing

A real vampire expert receiver and a real domineering tycoon attacker

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Coming soon: I Love My Job

Someone once asked Chen Yingchen:

Chen, if you had to choose one of the seven deadly sins, which would you pick?

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Chen Yingchen answered leisurely, “The seven deadly sins originated in Catholic doctrine. They are pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, lust, and gluttony. You want me to choose one?”

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He scoffed. Choose what? I’m Greed, standing tall and proud. The rest are just kids.

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An unnamed supporting character:

Well... honestly, who doesn’t play an infinite-flow game these days?

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We race through the corners of countless worlds, teetering between breaking our limits and falling apart completely, dodging bloodstained scythes with a laugh, sneaking and hiding in the dead of night, cursing and fighting amid piercing screams...

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I’ve seen countless big shots catch blades barehanded and stop swords with their mouths, wield magic staffs to fight evil with evil, but I’ve never seen a man like this.

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In a deadly game full of peril at every turn, he became a deeply influential... businessman!

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Chen Yingchen: No, no, no. I’m just giving people a little hope amid infinite danger.

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Pairing: Chen Yingchen x Ya Ya

A diligent little Greed x a big Pride in a little disguise

Looks older, but is actually younger.

Both leads are each other’s only ones!!!

Theme: Don’t forget to laugh, even when times are tough