After Seeking Death Like Crazy, I Became the Monsters' Beloved

Yang Wa had just returned from the apocalypse when he was dragged into an escape game.

In the game, his inverse intuition helped him thrive.

Feel happy? Something terrible is about to happen!

Feel sad? You're about to win the lottery!

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In a forest full of danger, he avoided every "way out."

In a perilous ancient village, he married the "deadly bride."

In a deserted building where no one survived, he got close to a "high-risk teammate."

He went looking for death wherever he could find it, and never lifted a finger to help.

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But Yang Wa, who kept trying to get himself killed, somehow won the monsters' favor.

The crimson monster draped a warm blanket over Yang Wa while he slept.

The mechanical witch softly sang him a lullaby when he had a nightmare.

The immortal tyrant cut meat from his own leg to cook for Yang Wa when he was hungry.

The Lord of Ghost Stories offered to share his bed and be his third when Yang Wa was lonely.

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It wasn't just the monsters. Even the elite players up on high were drawn to Yang Wa.

The number-one speedrunner, a guild leader who could turn into a golden dragon and soar through the skies, actually shielded Yang Wa from harm.

The number-one beauty, whose boundless charm and looks let him clear stages without a scratch, actually waited on Yang Wa hand and foot.

The luckiest player, so carefree that the world would hand him victory on a silver platter, actually schemed against others for Yang Wa.

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The other players tried to replicate Yang Wa's success, only to discover that they really were courting death.

Because

Top Guild Leader: "I'm his sister. What's wrong with you people?"

Crimson Monster: "I'm his dad. What's wrong with you people?"

Pale Witch: "I'm his mom. What's wrong with you people?"

Top Beauty, Luckiest Player, Immortal Tyrant, Lord of Ghost Stories: "...?"

Well... we're just taking care of our own spouses. What else would we be doing?

Other Players: "??????"

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Bottom: Yang Wa, with his magical sixth sense, a huge heart, and an extremely laid-back attitude.

Top: Jiang Yin, with a chaotic personality, hopelessly in love, and prone to secretly turning dark if he gets no response, only to be cheered right back up by a single smile from his wife. (The top is made up of fragments.)

OvO

This story is also known as: Not Looking for Death, Just Trying to Give the Boss a Home.

Thanks to Cheng Cheng for helping me come up with the title. Every suggestion was delicious.

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Coming soon: The Vampire Sneaks a Bite in ABO. It's super cute.

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#After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became an ABO Neck-Biting Scumbag#

#Sorry, This Outsider Vampire Doesn't Get It#

#But You Smell So Good, Friend!#

Xi Xuegui is a half-vampire who was imprisoned in a tower for 18 years, learning how to be human from The Complete Guide to Food, The Complete Guide to Education, and 100,000 Whys.

After he transmigrated into an ABO world, he set three rules for himself:

Work hard and behave,

Be meek and do as you're told,

Never take a bite out of a coworker.

But he kept accidentally breaking the rules.

While working at a bar, he accidentally took a little taste of a coworker.

While working for a top-tier star, he accidentally took a little taste of the star.

While working at an aristocratic academy, he accidentally took a little taste of F4.

By the time he became a boss, Xi Xuegui discovered that this world was an all-you-can-eat feast.

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What's more, Xi Xuegui hadn't transmigrated. He had transmigrated into a book.

Jin Miya, the protagonist of The Gilded False God, was a dangerously beautiful, lethally ruthless top-tier Enigma, surrounded and followed by countless people.

Xi Xuegui had once screamed, cried, and slammed his head against a wall over him in the middle of the night.

He never expected that after he transmigrated into the book, he and Jin Miya would become best friends.

Xi Xuegui, who had never had a friend, swore that even if he starved to death or jumped off a bar's rooftop, he would never bite his good friend on the neck!

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Top-tier star Jin Miya Zheluo had met all kinds of people.

Those who feared him, loved him, or wanted to possess him.

Only one strange person saw through every one of his disguises.

So they became good friends.

But later, Jin Miya wasn't satisfied with being just friends. He wanted to take things further. He wanted more.

So he coaxed his good friend Xi Xuegui into starting a family with him.

Even if Xi Xuegui didn't love him, even if Xi Xuegui was always staring at other people's necks!

It was fine. After all, he'd coaxed and begged his way into getting this!

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But on their wedding night, Jin Miya still broke down.

Because Xi Xuegui ignored his gland completely and only wanted to bite his carotid artery.

#What Do I Do? My Spouse Wants to Switch Husbands on Our Wedding Night!#

#Oh My God, Husband, You Smell So Good!#

#I Swear, Just One Bite!#

#Sorry, I Couldn't Help Myself#

#Nom Nom Nom#

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Xi Xuegui: a genderless, ghostly, blood-loving person who tries to be human every day.

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The top Enigma: a pheromone-rich, blood-loving, ghostly person who wonders every day if his wife will bite him.

Theme: Make the most of your talents, even in the most desperate circumstances.