After Becoming a System, I Raised the Son of Fortune

[This book is being rewritten. The blurb, protagonists, and story remain unchanged, but the content and framework will be more exciting. Everyone is welcome to check out the new upcoming book.]

I am a famous life-coaching expert, the kind of self-proclaimed authority who dishes out advice without having to live by it.

By a twist of fate, after a car accident I became a System: a life mentor System. My job is to transmigrate through three thousand worlds and guide those wayward kids back onto the road to glory.

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In reality, though, I have a sharp tongue and a ruthless heart.

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So when I met a poor little thing whose family fortune had been stolen and who was living under someone else's roof, my cold-hearted advice was: "Kindness invites bullying. If you're weak, you'll get beaten."

In the end, the frail, kind little thing transformed into a strapping man, six foot three, and stood before me without a trace of expression.

Me: "Hero... let's talk this out... mmph."

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When I met a gloomy boy whose father didn't care for him, whose mother didn't love him, and whose little brother was insufferable, I was unmoved: "Hah. You're a useless loser who hides in a corner feeling sorry for yourself. You have no skills, no qualifications, and no connections. If I were your dad, I wouldn't think much of you either."

In the end, the gloomy boy's eyes were unfathomably deep.

Me: "...CEO, your dad gave me ten million to leave you."

The next day, the CEO's father had only a thousand a month in pocket money.

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When I met a former prodigy whose martial arts had been crippled and whose face had been ruined, I was merciless: "Hey, look on the bright side. You could have the strongest limbs and the best looks in the world, and it still wouldn't help. Your IQ speaks for itself."

In the end, a generation's unparalleled talent stood before me, his silhouette tall and imposing, while I sat happily on the phoenix throne.

Later, countless Systems came to seek my advice, asking how they could become successful like me.

I smiled calmly, confident that everything was under control:

1. Keep your tongue sharp.

2. Keep your heart hard.

3. Fall in love~

CP

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A real bloodsucking mentor bottom and a real domineering CEO top

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PS: Both are each other's only one.

The top is a split personality.

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Next up is the [Next Book]!

#A Temp Worker in an Escape Game#

#I Thought You Were an NPC#

#You Thought I Was an ATM??#

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Someone once asked Tan Lan:

Brother Tan, if you had to choose one of the seven deadly sins, which would you pick?

Tan Lan answered at an unhurried pace: "The seven deadly sins originate in Catholic doctrine. They are pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, lust, and gluttony. You want me to choose one?"

He scoffed. Choose what? I'm greedy, and I stand head and shoulders above everyone. The rest are just juniors.

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As the last little embodiment of Greed in the world, Tan Lan has always been dedicated to his job, and is very honored to be the only temp worker in a horror game.

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Diligence is his byword; greed is his driving force.

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When he got hired as a cleaner at a hospital, the place, perpetually shrouded in a mist of blood, became spotless, and even the tense relations among the medical staff improved.

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Players: During the team fight, the Boss nearly got beaten to death by the cleaner for littering. In the end, we felt sorry for him and helped pay his fine.

Boss: Thank you. There is still genuine kindness in this world!

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When he became the school's head of grade, the school, which had long echoed with terrifying screams and sobs, had already sent off 108 students and 13 teachers. After his arrival, it soared to become the school with the best academic atmosphere, ranked number one.

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Players, staring at the exam paper: Why can't we leave unless we score at least 650?

Boss, staring at the exam paper: ...Why can even ghosts go bald from stress?

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When he became the housekeeper of a haunted mansion, the place, long known for its creaking noises and pale figures drifting past, became the area's most famous tourist attraction.

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Players: Thank you, escape game. Today I finally became a qualified painter, mover, electrician, welder...

Boss: ...Boss Tan, c-could you pay me today's wages? (smiles ingratiatingly)

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All in all, thanks to Tan Lan's vigorous efforts to promote economic development, the survival rates of players and Bosses in the escape game rose dramatically. This is truly cause for celebration!

The escape game, dedicated to making players die: …

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All in all, I love work. Work makes me happy.

Tan Lan smiled with pursed lips: "Sure, no problem. As long as the money's right, anything goes."

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CP: You Yin (Ya Ya) x Tan Lan

A super-proud man wearing a cute little disguise x a hardworking little embodiment of Greed.

Looks older on the surface, but is actually younger.

Theme: Press on through adversity in search of the light